The Rap Battle Thread

[BlueHeron]

I dont see your pace, it must be lost,
Now listen up boy, before you get criss-crossed.
So take your rap away from here,
It's better if your rap just would disappear.
You said to him you burned him red,
When your raps are just so freaking dead.
Now go home and cry, and now you learn,
That water are you gonna apply on this rapping burn.
So get up from your big butt,
Before you become a stinky cut.
And just a last word, for you to know,
I'm shooting you easy with my bow.
You're not King Kong this morning or this afternoon,
You're just a big, old bad-rapping baboon.

4 line raps...

 

[Zietra]

4 line raps...

#2Cool4Dat

 

[IxLegendz]

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

 

[Echo/Haydn]

I dont see your pace, it must be lost,
Now listen up boy, before you get criss-crossed.
So take your rap away from here,
It's better if your rap just would disappear.
You said to him you burned him red,
When your raps are just so freaking dead.
Now go home and cry, and now you learn,
That water are you gonna apply on this rapping burn.
So get up from your big butt,
Before you become a stinky cut.
And just a last word, for you to know,
I'm shooting you easy with my bow.
You're not King Kong this morning or this afternoon,
You're just a big, old bad-rapping baboon.

I think the baboon really emphases the rap.

 

[BlueHeron]

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

Oh man, your rap is like a cheesecake
So rich, and white, and cheesey.
You better get yourself some real raps, just like I make
Because right now, this battle is too easy.

 

[IxLegendz]

Oh man, your rap is like a cheesecake
So rich, and white, and cheesey.
You better get yourself some real raps, just like I make
Because right now, this battle is too easy.

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

 

[Zietra]

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

You're irish and rude will you be,
But atleast I can pronounce the number 3.
But I accept your challenge, honestly,
and I'm not gonna be like you, a wannabe.

 

[BlueHeron]

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

I saw that little edit, you better be ashamed
Because this man is to much for your game
Yeah, you know it's true: I'm famed
And right now, all you have is a name.

EDIT: god dammit Zietra

 

[ProfessorRetro]

I saw that little edit, you better be ashamed
Because this man is to much for your game
Yeah, you know it's true: I'm famed
And right now, all you have is a name.

EDIT: god dammit Zietra

Why am I even doing this?
It's a waste of my time.
All I'm doing is dissing you out.
While you attempt to spit bad rhymes.

 

[Zietra]

Why am I even doing this?
It's a waste of my time.
All I'm doing is dissing you out.
While you attempt to spit bad rhymes.

The only one you're dissing is yourself,
Your rhymes are old and is already lying on a forgotten shelf.
You think you made up something really cool,
but now you only look like a fool. <3

 

[IxLegendz]

I saw that little edit, you better be ashamed
Because this man is to much for your game
Yeah, you know it's true: I'm famed
And right now, all you have is a name.

EDIT: god dammit Zietra

You still haw more rhymes?
I must be delirous
Thinking you still have a chance?
Come on man! Lets be serious

 

[ProfessorRetro]

You still haw more rhymes?
I must be delirous
Thinking you still have a chance?
Come on man! Lets be serious

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090316173139AAwENpF Delirious and serious first verse c'mon man.