The Rap Battle Thread

[Mlpoknzaba]

wolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolf
wolf wolf up in your wolf
wolf wolf wolfity wolf

You call that a rap?
Mine is better
Cuz tigers beat wolves
tigertigertigertiger

 

[ThisJKid]

Good so you will just watch me climb to the top
Then the world will know I can't stop won't stop
No need to put effort in its already too late
You just took a bite of my vicious bait

You might possibly make it to the top,
Rise before downfall, so you will flop,
I took all of your bait, now I've got an empty plate,
I'm chewing up your rhymes and I'm still able to create.

 

[CrimsonRed]

You might possibly make it to the top,
Rise before downfall, so you will flop,
I took all of your bait, now I've got an empty plate,
I'm chewing up your rhymes and I'm still able to create.

Keep quite man, all your verses so far is just lyin'
You've got so few "bars", we should call you Verizon.
I've got verses so great, that its finger-lickin'
I'm about to serve this JKid with a side of fried chicken

 

[BlueHeron]

1

Keep quite man, all your verses so far is just lyin'
You've got so few "bars", we should call you Verizon.
I've got verses so great, that its finger-lickin'
I'm about to serve this JKid with a side of fried chicken

Oh you and all your crap
I think I'd rather just throw you into a stack
you're just another one of those wannabes
Who really have no skill like me.

 

[CrimsonRed]

1

Oh you and all your crap
I think I'd rather just throw you into a stack
you're just another one of those wannabes
Who really have no skill like me.

Who you think that your scaring? With your no-eyed staring.
You've got bad ears man, you should check out your heron
Your orympossible to lose to, and it's not old news
Looks like CrimsonRed just defeated you Blue

 

[BlueHeron]

Who you think that your scaring? With your no-eyed staring.
You've got bad ears man, you should check out your heron
Your orympossible to lose to, and it's not old news
Looks like CrimsonRed just defeated you Blue

I'm done; you're too good. Must be black.
But then again, look who's back?!
You must be stupid, to not know that crimson = red
You must be pretty ignorant, to not listen to what teachers said.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

I'm done; you're too good. Must be black.
But then again, look who's back?!
You must be stupid, to not know that crimson = red
You must be pretty ignorant, to not listen to what teachers said.

Oh look a heron crossed our path
You smell so bad looks like you need a bath
look in the mirror sometime there is just a black hole
Not an eye not a nose, not even a single soul

 

[CrimsonRed]

Oh look a heron crossed our path
You smell so bad looks like you need a bath
look in the mirror sometime there is just a black hole
Not an eye not a nose, not even a single soul

Get your game on Kameron, for pete's sake
Your burns or lukewarm, when the odds are at steak
Look at the man in the mirror and go judge yourself
Before you hammer people down, you small pathetic elf

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

You people are too good 4 me,
ma rapping dayz r past,
Time for an early retirement
Peace out! Have a blast

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Get your game on Kameron, for pete's sake
Your burns or lukewarm, when the odds are at steak
Look at the man in the mirror and go judge yourself
Before you hammer people down, you small pathetic elf

I looked in the mirror but I found nothing wrong
I'm so big and powerful you can all me King Kong
Crimsonred, your raps are dead, you just can't keep up with my pace
You can try, but you can't lie, that I just burned you red in the face.

 

[BlueHeron]

I suck so badly at raps.

 

[Zietra]

I looked in the mirror but I found nothing wrong
I'm so big and powerful you can all me King Kong
Crimsonred, your raps are dead, you just can't keep up with my pace
You can try, but you can't lie, that I just burned you red in the face.

I dont see your pace, it must be lost,
Now listen up boy, before you get criss-crossed.
So take your rap away from here,
It's better if your rap just would disappear.
You said to him you burned him red,
When your raps are just so freaking dead.
Now go home and cry, and now you learn,
That water are you gonna apply on this rapping burn.
So get up from your big butt,
Before you become a stinky cut.
And just a last word, for you to know,
I'm shooting you easy with my bow.
You're not King Kong this morning or this afternoon,
You're just a big, old bad-rapping baboon.