The Rap Battle Thread

[ThisJKid]

Everyone give up i am here
my raps are so good it will make you cheer
and all the kittys and doges will unite
and will come at you with a ferocious bite

Much bad
Many sad
So disgust
Wow

 

[Cinci | Kame]

A pirate? A Captain is what I am
Don't disrespect me or I'll murder you with a rapping dunk slam,
All these people talking, you know what, saying it to, you know who,
Do you even know who I am? My venomous rhymes will only murder you.

Don't make threats you cant back up captain
When you make threats to me, you know what will happen?
My raps will make you go into a deep panic
I will sink your silly raps like I sank the titanic

 

[ThisJKid]

Don't make threats you cant back up captain
When you make threats to me, you know what will happen?
My raps will make you go into a deep panic
I will sink your silly raps like I sank the titanic

You're an iceberg? This bar will make you melt,
It will deal a low blow of the likes you've never felt,
He likes to sail the 7 seas, flint and steel you like on breeze,
If you try to face him he will defeat you with ease.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You're an iceberg? This bar will make you melt,
It will deal a low blow of the likes you've never felt,
He likes to sail the 7 seas, flint and steel you like on breeze,
If you try to face him he will defeat you with ease.

Im like an iceberg cause my raps are cold as ice
You think I don't know how to deal with you little mice?
He may sail the seven seas but my power will never cease
and in the end I squish both of you down like a couple of ratchet peas.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Im like an iceberg cause my raps are cold as ice
You think I don't know how to deal with you little mice?
He may sail the seven seas but my power will never seize
and in the end I squish both of you down like a couple of ratchet peas.

I'll melt down your iceberg, till you could say that its ratchet
Because you mate, are going to go down like the Titanic.
I'll harpoon before you can squish us with your bodymass
So 'meron why not you start writing your epitaph

 

[ThisJKid]

Im like an iceberg cause my raps are cold as ice
You think I don't know how to deal with you little mice?
He may sail the seven seas but my power will never seize
and in the end I squish both of you down like a couple of ratchet peas.

We're the mice? How come your raps are so cheesy?
Ever time I read your lines are start to feel queasy.
Why would we seize your power, there's barely any there,
Luckily I enjoy wrecking you so your life I will spare.


Btw I'm not sure, but do you mean cease instead of seize?

 

[Cinci | Kame]

I'll melt down your iceberg, till you could say that its ratchet
Because you mate, are going to go down like the Titanic.
I'll harpoon before you can squish us with your bodymass
So 'meron why not you start writing your epitaph

The funny thing is I will never sink
all you ever do is go up and shrink
you might wanna hurry and get out of my field
so you better call the doctor to get that burn healed

We're the mice? How come your raps are so cheesy?
Ever time I read your lines are start to feel queasy.
Why would we seize your power, there's barely any there,
Luckily I enjoy wrecking you so your life I will spare.


Btw I'm not sure, but do you mean cease instead of seize?

Im sure you feel queasy after that rumble and tumble
cmon man didn't you know i'm not very humble
If you think you are wrecking well your dead wrong
You might wanna learn from the wrecking ball song

(and yeah I meant cease my bad)

You call that a rap?
My mother could do better!
Mind you I'm bad too,
like what the hell rhymes with better and how do I get all the information onto the last line and still make it flow?

sir her fur letter header spur-just a few i came up with a few quickly

 

[ThisJKid]

Im sure you feel queasy after that rumble and tumble
cmon man didn't you know i'm not very humble
If you think you are wrecking well your dead wrong
You might wanna learn from the wrecking ball song

(and yeah I meant cease my bad)

Queasiness after spinning like a ceiling fan?
I'm cooking up another verse in a frying pan,
Better than wrecking ball cause I'm super leet,
I'll kick you in the face, you'll be tasting da feet.

(defeat)

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Queasiness after spinning like a ceiling fan?
I'm cooking up another verse in a frying pan,
Better than wrecking ball cause I'm super leet,
I'll kick you in the face, you'll be tasting da feet.

(defeat)

Boy do you even know who I am?
Go on keep trying cause I don't give a damn
I can take anything you throw at me so have a seat
You better keep a beat or you'll be the one tastin defeat

 

[ThisJKid]

Boy do you even know who I am?
Go on keep trying cause I don't give a damn
I can take anything you throw at me so have a seat
You better keep a beat or you'll be the one tastin defeat

You can't just take without anything to give,
You've got to parry and comeback if you want to live,
I won't need to put any effort in at this rate,
I'll just take a seat and watch the sealing of your fate.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You can't just take without anything to give,
You've got to parry and comeback if you want to live,
I won't need to put any effort in at this rate,
I'll just take a seat and watch the sealing of your fate.

Good so you will just watch me climb to the top
Then the world will know I can't stop won't stop
No need to put effort in its already too late
You just took a bite of my vicious bait

 

[ToeKnee]

Good so you will just watch me climb to the top
Then the world will know I can't stop won't stop
No need to put effort in its already too late
You just took a bite of my vicious bait

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