The Rap Battle Thread

[ThisJKid]

You don't' e

Imma about to snap this slim jim like Randy Savage
May as well end it now since we all had it
I'd carve the face of the creeeper off of your skin
This is a rap battle honey, you can't go kicking shins

Why kick shins when you can shoot em up,
Bloodthirsty, drinking CrimsonRed from a golden cup,
Arrow to the knee no more adventures for you son,
I don't know about you but I think I just won.

 

[DJ Kitty]

Everyone give up i am here
my raps are so good it will make you cheer
and all the kittys and doges will unite
and will come at you with a ferocious bite

 

[Porkstorm]

hi
i like pie
i have no more lines
bye

 

[ProHighJacker]

Everyone give up i am here
my raps are so good it will make you cheer
and all the kittys and doges will unite
and will come at you with a ferocious bite

Seriously are you going to bring animals into this,
Well, when I rap I'll make you p*ss,
Your rap wasn't very good at all,
So just go back to cuddling your animal.

 

[Porkstorm]

Seriously are you going to bring animals into this,
Well, when I rap I'll make you p*ss,
Your rap wasn't very good at all,
So just go back to cuddling your animal.

What about my rap D:

You smell
You look like lived in hell
Your raps are bad
but mine are Rad?

idk i suck at rapping D:

 

[ProHighJacker]

What about my rap D:

You smell
You look like lived in hell
Your raps are bad
but mine are Rad?

idk i suck at rapping D:

Haha yours are like mine,
they don't rhyme,
but at least we try,
To try to make others die...

 

[123456789matrty]

Haha yours are like mine,
they don't rhyme,
but at least we try,
To try to make others die...

Mate that's really quite swell,
but all the bad raps go to hell,
here's an idea, take rap classes
So peeps stop banging your asses
(no offence, this is merely pretence)

 

[Captain Sours]

Alright captain you asked for this fight
Ill beat you down till you run out of sight
You got no chance against someone like me
So I'll give you a rhyme but it will cost you a big fee

I'll give you credit for taking me on,
But this is a rap - not a song,
I'm made of money, I have a treasure chest,
Now you'll walk the plank and soon be at rest.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

I'll give you credit for taking me on,
But this is a rap - not a song,
I'm made of money, I have a treasure chest,
Now you'll walk the plank and soon be at rest.

The plank? what are you some type of pirate?
Maybe you should just keep quiet
You and your wooden leg may have some rhymes
But I will not stand for your pitifull crimes

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

You call that a rap?
My mother could do better!
Mind you I'm bad too,
like what the hell rhymes with better and how do I get all the information onto the last line and still make it flow?

 

[WertQuadNine]

You call that a rap?
My mother could do better!
Mind you I'm bad too,
like what the hell rhymes with better and how do I get all the information onto the last line and still make it flow?

Your mother teach you nothing?
Probably 'cus its always full of stuffing!
Rhyming is what you gotta do!
You didn't know that, cus you always gotta poo!
SON!

 

[Captain Sours]

The plank? what are you some type of pirate?
Maybe you should just keep quiet
You and your wooden leg may have some rhymes
But I will not stand for your pitifull crimes

A pirate? A Captain is what I am
Don't disrespect me or I'll murder you with a rapping dunk slam,
All these people talking, you know what, saying it to, you know who,
Do you even know who I am? My venomous rhymes will only murder you.