The Rap Battle Thread

[Captain Sours]

Someone come back at me

 

[Zana]

To act like you are mature,
You need a girl as your profile picture.
may be instead of trying to rap here,
Try to kill me 1v1 when we have the same gear.


(Hold my beer)

Haha your rhymes are bad - it's like a dying cat
hold on, i'm not trying to be a girl, she's just it - and she's my world
you can come at me in a 1v1 i'm here full geared up - and i might make you drink your tear drops

Starting fights thats all your good for
Your always trying to get people buttsore
Only join the battle when you are ready to fight
You're like a chihuahua, all talk but no bite

i'm here to get some fun, not to make little girls make some dum
you think you are cool - but it's my day - and my rule
i can do whatever i want to, you are just a little dog thats getting screwed

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Someone come back at me

Alright captain you asked for this fight
Ill beat you down till you run out of sight
You got no chance against someone like me
So I'll give you a rhyme but it will cost you a big fee

 

[KorStonesword]

Alright captain you asked for this fight
Ill beat you down till you run out of sight
You got no chance against someone like me
So I'll give you a rhyme but it will cost you a big fee

You think you can take Captain?
Your raps are slower than my great gran!
It's really quite a laugh!
Your raps are nothing more than raff.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You think you can take Captain?
Your raps are slower than my great gran!
It's really quite a laugh!
Your raps are nothing more than raff.

You my friend need to take some lessons
maybe you should hurry and state your confessions
You may think you can take me on
but ill beat you down till your long gone

 

[patrickfalcon]

You my friend need to take some lessons
maybe you should hurry and state your confessions
You may think you can take me on
but ill beat you down till your long gone

you may own korstoned but you can't beat me
but you are like a ant i cant even see
you cant be best cuas i am first
dont try because you will burst
EDIT: i suck

 

[Cinci | Kame]

you may own korstoned but you can't beat me
but you are like a ant i cant even see
you cant be best cuas i am first
dont try because you will burst
EDIT: i suck

Korstoned put up a better fight than you
Did you really think I can't beat you too?
I have so many lines just running through my head
I can go until you wished you were dead.

 

[WertQuadNine]

Korstoned put up a better fight than you
Did you really think I can't beat you too?
I have so many lines just running through my head
I can go until you wished you were dead.

Yo talk a lot of smack
But why don't you just step back?
I guess I'll take you down too
Even harder then they did on Big Blue!

#DunkedOnReference

 

[Sim_Man]

Yo talk a lot of smack
But why don't you just step back?
I guess I'll take you down too
Even harder then they did on Big Blue!

#DunkedOnReference

Yo its a pig
I bet he cant even dig
I love big blue
but big blue dont love you!


Hahah i freestyled

 

[Math_Magician]

i can do whatever i want to, you are just a little dog thats getting screwed

Because I'm eating it?

 

[CrimsonRed]

You don't' e

Yo its a pig
I bet he cant even dig
I love big blue
but big blue dont love you!


Hahah i freestyled

Imma about to snap this slim jim like Randy Savage
May as well end it now since we all had it
I'd carve the face of the creeeper off of your skin
This is a rap battle honey, you can't go kicking shins

 

[SlicingSausage]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't like rap
So f*ck you
xD