The Rap Battle Thread

[JennoKoala]

You think you're so superior? I made this thread.
Ban hammer you in the face, make it crimson red
I'd beat you so hard, you can call it percussion
Why don't you lock this thread, end of discussion

Don't actually lock this thread

Locking thread as requested

Abusing a mod? Oh, that isn't good.
Don't talk to me like that little RED riding hood
Now Your going to be in trouble
Go over there and see the dirty bubble!

 

[nate252]

Coming from the mind of a zombie, you've got no style
TNT Time for you to leave of here for a while
While we're all up in this battle royale hatin'
You should get your bum back to Bajan Canadian

lol clever. I love these

I stumbled upon this thread, it makes me lol
all these silly rhymes, and people that can't spell.
You try hard at SG, every single day
sorry but your still bad, as Chad the DJ.

 

[ThisJKid]

lol clever. I love these

I stumbled upon this thread, it makes me lol
all these silly rhymes, and people that can't spell.
You try hard at SG, every single day
sorry but your still bad, as Chad the DJ.

Ohai there Nate, you're slightly late,
I've just come back to seal your fate,
Ideas are hatched, my words dispatched,
You are seriously outmatched.

 

[darkai202]

Ohai there Nate, you're slightly late,
I've just come back to seal your fate,
Ideas are hatched, my words dispatched,
You are seriously outmatched.

ur ugly
ur fat
no1 likes u
not even ur mum

 

[flyon21]

lol clever. I love these

I stumbled upon this thread, it makes me lol
all these silly rhymes, and people that can't spell.
You try hard at SG, every single day
sorry but your still bad, as Chad the DJ.

OHHHH SNAP!

Ohai there Nate, you're slightly late,
I've just come back to seal your fate,
Ideas are hatched, my words dispatched,
You are seriously outmatched.

You think you're all big and bad?
I'm about to make you real mad
Man, you ain't good enough to ride Bajan's cotails
So do like him and sail

 

[Saucycmeister]

OHHHH SNAP!


You think you're all big and bad?
I'm about to make you real mad
Man, you ain't good enough to ride Bajan's cotails
So do like him and sail

Anyone can rap better then that.
Steal your little hat
and smash you with a bat.

Get owned.

 

[CrimsonRed]

You think you're all big and bad?
I'm about to make you real mad
Man, you ain't good enough to ride Bajan's cotails
So do like him and sail

You should keep calm, and stop using that meme.
Your skin is unoriginal from the hair to your jeans.
So light-weight and weak, it's like you're made of nylon.
Do us all a favor, get out of here and fly on.

 

[Saucycmeister]

You should keep calm, and stop using that meme.
Your skin is unoriginal from the hair to your jeans.
So light-weight and weak, it's like you're made of nylon.
Do us all a favor, get out of here and fly on.

You might have made this thread,
That doesn't make you god.
Stop rapping like a baby,
Try hard some more maybe.

 

[JennoKoala]

You might have made this thread,
That doesn't make you god.
Stop rapping like a baby,
Try hard some more maybe.

Ugh, another bad rhyme
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Don't stay up to late
Cos' your just going to receive even more hate

 

[flyon21]

Ugh, another bad rhyme
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Don't stay up to late
Cos' your just going to receive even more hate

Never been a phony, ‘xpress styles like a pony
Had Dyaz editoring you, but now I’m here you’re lonely
Cut up like pepperoni, I’ll leave you in suspense
You’re easily butthurt, but I guess it makes sense

 

[ThisJKid]

ur ugly
ur fat
no1 likes u
not even ur mum

i cri evertim :'(

 

[Sean]

This post is epic xD