The Rap Battle Thread

[Zana]

Mate I'm just doing my job
I'm not here to stop the fun
So please don't mock me
And learn how to make better puns

Haha get good to rap, its not about dizzing, or saying something awful like Cra**
its about how fast you type, and how detail your text is :3

 

[KorStonesword]

Holy crap, when I left his morning there were 1-2 pages. Now there's 8. xD
Anyways,

Mate I'm just doing my job
I'm not here to stop the fun
So please don't mock me
And learn how to make better puns

Just cus you're a blood donor, ya think that makes you good?
I've seen better rhymes from little red riding hood!
Your rhyming fun with puns really ought to be shunned,
you think you're good, well then get on my level son!

 

[smashmaster]

Men lie women lie numbers dont I see that ))) random!

 

[KorStonesword]

Men lie women lie numbers dont I see that ))) random!

That's not even a rhyme,
against rappers it's a crime.
You cannot even spell,
if you have some raps do tell!

 

[Diar]

http://vocaroo.com

For those who really want to step it up a notch.

 

[KorStonesword]

http://vocaroo.com

For those who really want to step it up a notch.

 

[CrimsonRed]

That's not even a rhyme,
against rappers it's a crime.
You cannot even spell,
if you have some raps do tell!

You've used the word "crime", please don't be a bore
I oughta slay you with your KorStoneSword
None of you can rap, I'd like to hear you sing
Your prayers to your lord, because you can call me the king

 

[JennoKoala]

That's not even a rhyme,
against rappers it's a crime.
You cannot even spell,
if you have some raps do tell!

God, all you talk about is crime.
Have you got any other way to rhyme?
Here, let me give you a hand
Oh wait, I don't help users who are going to be banned

Don't worry, you won't be banned xD

 

[Mark / TNTime12]

You've used the word "crime", please don't be a bore
I oughta slay you with your KorStoneSword
None of you can rap, I'd like to hear you sing
Your prayers to your lord, because you can call me the king

What I just heard was really weird,
were you trying to prepare your shield?
All I gotta say is that you're a fail,
don't even bother to step up from hell.

 

[CrimsonRed]

God, all you talk about is crime.
Have you got any other way to rhyme?
Here, let me give you a hand
Oh wait, I don't help users who are going to be banned

Don't worry, you won't be banned xD

You think you're so superior? I made this thread.
Ban hammer you in the face, make it crimson red
I'd beat you so hard, you can call it percussion
Why don't you lock this thread, end of discussion

Don't actually lock this thread

What I just heard was really weird,
were you trying to prepare your shield?
All I gotta say is that you're a fail,
don't even bother to step up from hell.

Coming from the mind of a zombie, you've got no style
TNT Time for you to leave of here for a while
While we're all up in this battle royale hatin'
You should get your bum back to Bajan Canadian

 

[billyguy1]

 

[CrimsonRed]

Here's a better picture for your troubles.