The Rap Battle Thread

[AviVulza]

Alright, I'm done now, kids, I'll be back for more.

 

[ThisJKid]

Times are bad and everything is hard
Don't make me pull your hoe card
Pure like sunshine, just one rhyme
Redman in the house one time

Insulting your life isn't hard, it's easy,
All of your bars are really cheesy,
Cloud over your heard, making it rain,
Your mum in front of me, making it rain.

Alright, I'm done now, kids, I'll be back for more.

Be back soon

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

Stop wasting my time, just getting new alerts.
I'll beat you up anyday, you're just a little curk.
need to stop hating on gays,
let 'em teach you how to dress you've got the momma jeans and the Mr Fantastic face.

When the cop shopper
Break you off proper
About to blossom and deminish Good
How many ni*gaz live the Good they spit?

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

Insulting your life isn't hard, it's easy,
All of your bars are really cheesy,
Cloud over your heard, making it rain,
Your mum in front of me, making it rain.

You say today, I say tomorrow
While some chose to borrow
Got and get ya pop gun
They already took one

 

[Zana]

I'm all about my paper, scraping in my scraper
Elevating, splitting atoms, to shatter matter, with batter
South side out to Glencoe, I pencil
Listen my nizzle, avoid gettin' hit with the utensil

Beet that lab guy!!!

have you seen yourself, its like a little story with a potato and its boooorrrring
you ain' nothing to me i have girlfriends that like " OHHH DAMMN GGG"
im like the guy thats beating you up, thats why you shouldn' watch 1 guy and 1 cup!!!

Beat that pretty boii

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

have you seen yourself, its like a little story with a potato and its boooorrrring
you ain' nothing to me i have girlfriends that like " OHHH DAMMN GGG"
im like the guy thats beating you up, thats why you shouldn' watch 1 guy and 1 cup!!!

Beat that pretty boii

My congrats to the world
opened my eyes then my destiny unfurled
Real thugs stand up straight they never fold
The way brothers do brothers cold

 

[ThisJKid]

You say today, I say tomorrow
While some chose to borrow
Got and get ya pop gun
They already took one

Come on dude, make your bars a comeback,
It's like your grabbing random lines out of a sack,
Irrelevance seems to be present here,
Hurry up dude, we haven't got all year.

 

[Zana]

My congrats to the world
opened my eyes then my destiny unfurled
Real thugs stand up straight they never fold
The way brothers do brothers cold

i see what you are trying to do - but noo its my time to own the crew
my life my brother time - i just wanna make the world shine
disappear is something you should do, when me and my home are comin' with da CREWWWW

 

[iMiTzi]

This Good is just a trip n*gga
the mics the fo fo when trigga
Nuff lah for the session, I want it all
I'll entertain ya all and keep you on a ball

You guys think you've won this round, I say no just look behind.
You're feeling sick, you're feeling dumb you just don't care, you dump the round.
When you guys saying you can beat me, you are wrong. Just don't lie, I tell your mum! She will call you very dumb!
It's a crime, how you guys can keep going, just go n' eat your pie, that's what you're always doin'.

 

[iMiTzi]

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

You guys think you've won this round, I say no just look behind.
You're feeling sick, you're feeling dumb you just don't care, you dump the round.
When you guys saying you can beat me, you are wrong. Just don't lie, I tell your mum! She will call you very dumb!
It's a crime, how you guys can keep going, just go n' eat your pie, that's what you're always doin'.

You never consider it, like you just don't care
Yeah, he's everywhere, I'm sayin' he's anywhere
My baby boy need's new shoes
While I'm getting paid, she's singing the blues.ill be back!

Pretty good
But I took rapping lessons woohoo

 

[iMiTzi]

You never consider it, like you just don't care
Yeah, he's everywhere, I'm sayin' he's anywhere
My baby boy need's new shoes
While I'm getting paid, she's singing the blues.ill be back!

Pretty good
But I took rapping lessons woohoo

You are really good