The Rap Battle Thread

[CrimsonRed]

Knowing the MCSG community well enough, this will probably go wrong in some way, but I'm willing to see this. So basically, just write down the lyrics to your verse as if you were in a rap battle. You cannot post twice. I'm going to expect some really bad raps in this thread. I'll go first.
Rules:

• Your verse must be 4 lines
• They have to rhyme and make sense
• Your rap must be about the last poster

Note:
Please remember to follow the forum rules, we don't want to get this thread locked.
(No profane language, racial discrimination, etc.)
BEGIN

We'll start off this battle by saying you all just lost.
I'm like a poet man, you can call me Robert Frost.
Four fine lines, I make an epic everytime.
I bet none of you fools even know what is a rhyme

Like I said, there might be a lot of bad raps

 

[BlitzCometITU]

What even

 

[CrimsonRed]

What even

I just wanted to try something out. Though when I think about it, this thread might not take off.

 

[KorStonesword]

BEGIN

We'll start off this battle by saying you all just lost.
I'm like a poet man, you can call me Robet Frost.
Four fine lines, I make an epic everytime.
I bet none of you fools even know what is a rhyme

Like I said, there might be a lot of bad raps

You think your a master of the rhyme?
Your rap so bad it's a crime!
You want a battle, then you'll get it,
I'll beat you easy, don't sweat it.

 

[Ender_Harold]

You think your a master of the rhyme?
Your rap so bad it's a crime!
You want a battle, then you'll get it,
I'll beat you easy, don't sweat it.

Your existence is a crime, you best know that.
Your mom is just the same, but all big and fat.
Young Money, you eat my rhymes out of my hand,
You can't handle this, consider yourself banned.

UOENO IT.

 

[KorStonesword]

Your existence is a crime, you best know that.
Your mom is just the same, but all big and fat.
Young Money, you eat my rhymes out of my hand,
You can't handle this, consider yourself banned.

It's cute to watch you try
like rugrats on primetime
You cry like an infant
like from babyland you're sent.

 

[Ninga]

It's cute to watch you try
like rugrats on primetime
You cry like an infant
like from babyland you're sent.

Think your top sh*t?
Bro you can't even spit
It's like hearing a bird die
You ain't good enough goodbye

 

[KorStonesword]

Think your top sh*t?
Bro you can't even spit
It's like hearing a bird die
You ain't good enough goodbye

Oh a newbie in the house!
You're worse than a louse!
This must be a sign,
idiots always want to shine.

 

[Ninga]

Oh a newbie in the house!
You're worse than a louse!
This must be a sign,
idiots always want to shine.

I've been rapping since you were in diapers
I'm the best of the best so stop getting so hyper
Play it chill and actually try to rap
because all im hearing is crap

 

[Mark / TNTime12]

I've been rapping since you were in diapers
I'm the best of the best so stop getting so hyper
Play it chill and actually try to rap
because all im hearing is crap

Maybe you should start leaving the party man,
Even Miley Cirus doesn't want that again.
All what I hear is how you suck,
So get away like a real bac.

 

[ProHighJacker]

Maybe you should start leaving the party man,
Even Miley Cirus doesn't want that again.
All what I hear is how you suck,
So get away like a real bac.

Aww cute, a bacca's trying to rap.
But I'm not falling for your little trap.
Your rhymes are so dead,
What even is in your furry head?

 

[Mark / TNTime12]

Aww cute, a bacca's trying to rap.
But I'm not falling for your little trap.
Your rhymes are so dead,
What even is in your furry head?

;____; I quit, let someone else do the job ;______;