if you were a cat for a day

[hobo1955]

I'd chase red dots until I start pissing rainbows , then I will venture to space and sing a constant , annoying song,

 

[ulthar]

I'd chase red dots until I start pissing rainbows , then I will venture to space and sing a constant , annoying song,

I always thought it was 'crapping' rainbows

 

[ThePikachuPro]

Annoy the crap out of whoever owned me.

 

[BritishShoop]

I would do what all cats do.
Be a selfish a***hole to everyone, murder some baby animals, take the mutilated corpses to my owners bedroom door, then go out and piss off every dog on the street, then go back home and annoy my owner till I was fed.

 

[hobo1955]

I always thought it was 'crapping' rainbows

Wasn't bothered to think of a word that wouldn't get me banned off the forums

 

[Ikanacanyon7]

Haha This reminded me of a small set of books I had as a kid (still do ) where it would tell the story of cats telling what they would do if they were other animals.

If I were a cat I would spend all my day sleeping and annoying the hell out of my owners with constant meowing, just like my cat does

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Become a catbug

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

I already am a cat. Would I be a human for a day instead?

 

[OfficialGhost_]

i am

 

[MiCr2]

I am a cat

 

[Dusk]

I would lie down all day and rub myself. Meow.

 

[Edog]

Meow.