*One Month Iron Donor Contest*Give me the most random paragraph you can possibly think of

[Zyinth | Bilzy]

Yes, But entry's are still open.

Untill?

 

[Unuxon]

Untill?

7/19/13, 5 more days if you read the thread you would have known.

 

[Zyinth | Bilzy]

It's been a while since I read the thread. Who are the contestants?

 

[ExKing]

To be honest out of the entry's that are in right now i'm deciding between two. Can't tell shhhhh.

:OOOOO

 

[Unuxon]

It's been a while since I read the thread. Who are the to contestants?

I shall list the current entry's Thx for reminding me!

 

[Zyinth | Bilzy]

I shall list the current entry's Thx for reminding me!

Your welcome!

 

[Unuxon]

Your welcome!

There did it!

 

[Zyinth | Bilzy]

There did it!

I'm in it to win it!

 

[SirCumstances]

So one day a pigeon named Eagle went to the supermarket to get a bottle of ketchup. After realizing that the humans were out to dress him as a baby waffle cake he covered the world in ketchup. Everyone and everything was red and Eagle decided to eat everyone. Soon, a soda can the size of his ambitions peed on the mayor. He was all like "Oh s....ugar. I forgot to f....an my wife." Apparently, avoiding cursing to much and keeping this beyond stupid story PG the mayor exploded into millions and millions of Unuxons, which are little Steve heads on ripped cow bodies. They killed everyone and took over the world. Then they all died because, due to my vivid imagination they never existed and I woke up being carried away by a bunch of ripped cows with Steve heads.

THE END​

 

[NorthStar]

A man once walked into a bar and asked for egg salad. The bartender asked why he wanted the egg salad. "I'm feeding it to my dog," the man replied. After he paid for the egg salad, he walked outside to where his monkey, named 'Kitty', was waiting. Kitty took the egg salad and stuffed his face in the bowl, vacuuming it clean. The two then walked into their 1:1 scale model of the Death Star and rode off into the sunset.
That one day made me rethink life, like what those two ladies at the opera house are saying, or why that girl walking down the street has a sauce pan taped to her bike. Things are weird in the world, but it isn't that surprising as Darth Vader watches over everybody; but I can't help but think, is there a reason for boys who don't eat their veggies at dinner time to get a diploma in nuclear physics? The answer is no.
For years, Julius Caesar ruled South Africa. And the mighty emperors of Japan managed to build the Eiffel Tower in Los Angeles in the year 760 AD. It took centuries for the people of Central America that shirts were used as both accessories AND bibs. And the super-duper shiny deer of Canada managed to build Hyrule Castle inside Stonehenge. That's your little history lesson, ladies and gentlemen.
Now back to what I was saying. After I visited Notre Dame, Texas, Austria, I found a silver coin and realized it was worth a mighty 25 cobblestone blocks. I went to the bank to cash in my coin, and the clerk told me that my elephant-riding coupon has recently expired. Santa decided to renew the coupon by writing the expiration date as 'Newbertow 32, 20never'. I thanked Santa and he drove me downtown to the Sugar Shack, where every one of their recipes contained 0% sugar. Instead of sugar they used clay, imported from Mars. I had a nice plate of Pancake with Scooby-Snacks, it tasted like hell burning a cupcake.
Now I want you to just keep this in mind, if you park your camel outside the ISS, it will die, because George Washington stabbed it repeatedly, and the land of Ooo is known as the place where Morgan Freeman gets his yearly supply of milk trucks. Thank you and good house.

...................................................I'm bored now.

 

[Turkeystar]

Arnold's Adventures #1 The Pig-Dog.

A little boy called Arnold was walking in the park. He suddenly saw a dog eat grass and he went to check what's going on. When we went a bit closer the dog had a PIG face!! and the boy was so scared that he started running and went away from the park. He found a place called: "Travel to the future+ Free cakes" So he was like: " omg free cakes!!!" he went in there and there was a cake infront of him. He went there and started eating but he didn't notice and he stepped on a pressure plate and he traveled to the future! So he was wondering around the future and he noticed some weird stuff... The moon didn't exist... everyone's face was a pig face! So he started panicking and and he found a normal person. He asked him what happened. And then the guy told him: "Back in the old days ... there was an illness that came from a weird pig-dog... That pig-dog have bitten hundreds of people and they all became like the one today... Then Arnold remembered that pig-dog he found... And he was first of all happy that it didn't bite him but also sad that everyone else is ill..

After a few days.. He came up with an idea.. "Let's travel back to the future and kill the pig-dog. But then he thought: "How will I do that" and then a random paper came from nowhere and it was instructions on how to make a Time Machine! He was so excited but also a bit sad when he saw the requirements and stuff... He needed: 2 eyes of a hellfire dragon/ Bones of a blue Mountain-Troll/ and some basic materials like wood/stone and some magical stuff

So he started... He got his gear that bought from a strange man with 1 eye and 3 legs and he started... He aimed first for the hardest one that was the hellfire dragon. Obviously he needed to kill him to get the 2 eyes. So he find some of the best weapons out there but they were too expensive. Then a guy appeared and told him:"Hey you come here and I will give you the best thing to kill the dragon" So he went to the stranger and he got that: The Moodus stuff. The stranger told him that this is a weapon that spawns incredibly overpowered cows with special abilities that can destroy everything. So he thanked the guy and went to the volcano. The stranger warned him: "Don't over use it. It may becomes brutal" So he found the dragon and started the fight. He was shooting with his bow that got from the weird guy but the dragon shot a fireball and turned the bow into a candy . Then he used to his sword but the dragon shot again and turned the sword in a hobo stick! But of course the hobo stick was useless in front of the dragon. Then Arnold had to use the Moodus so he did and he started shooting the overpowered cows that started flying around and doing a hell of lot of damage to the dragon. At the end the cows were becoming angry and killed the dragon. Then Arnold run and took the eyes but then the cows were MAD and started to destroying the volcano and doing a lot of and lot and l0t of damage to the environment but Arnold didn't know how to stop it. He saw the button in the weapon that say Turn off but it didn't work so Arnold broke the weapon and stopped the madness.. After that he went at one hotel to rest with his price and he said to himself: 'Never gonna buy from stuff from strangers again".

Then he started his journey for the troll mountains... He knew that trolls were really big beasts but really slow so he thought of killing them from distance. So he enchanted his bow with Flame and the magical power of Aimbot.
He found some trolls but they were orange. He was looking for a blue one. And he only found one alone on the coast. So he shot it with his bow and the troll became mad and started to running around when he finally died.
Arnold got as many bones as he could but suddenly a massive army of baccas appeared (Dun Dun Dun) and he saw them and was shocked. he started running but they came after him... He was running for days and days when the baccas lost him due to their low IQ.. So he went back to his base that he created to build the machine. He got all the other materials and started building it. He managed to actually create it and he was so excited.

He turned it on and BOOM he was back at the first place. He was at that park and he saw the pig-dog eating grass... then he asked himself.. How can I kill it? And then a guy called Subv3srion came from nowhere and gave the god potato that can kill everything! So he attacked but the potato did nothing !! so he run away again to hide and don't die from the pig-dog. Then something magical happened. Narwhals appeared and went to kill the pig-dog! Their leader darkai202 went to kill it but he died because the power of the pig-dog was over 9000!
Then Arnold took the risk and used the Ultimate Fishing Rod of Doom to kill it and THEN HE DID IT! The pig-dog couldn't escape from the power of the fishing rod and he died. Arnold was happy. Not because he lived but because he lived but because he had saved the world...

To be continued..

Amazing.

 

[ExKing]

Amazing.

Thanks