Confession time!

[cadbane4321]

When I was 5 I was constipated for about 3 weeks...

 

[The Arena Master]

Ok. Well. I have a lot. In 3rd grade we had to do these things called "Mad Minutes" . They were basically 60 multiplication problems that you had 1 minute to do. Each time, if you improved you got a piece of candy. And I'm not talking about just any candy here. Eating it was like heaven on earth. It practically became the currency for us 3rd graders. So anyway after the teacher called for us to stop, I would keep going under the table. I got 60 problems done every time. If you got all 60, then you would get 3 pieces of candy. I accumulated enough to be basically the boss of the 3rd grade. Until one day I was finishing up the problems under the desk, and I looked up to see the teacher staring down at me. I tried to hide it but to make a long story short, I got caught.

3rd Grade Drug Dealing

 

[KyleD]

I once took the handbrake in my dad's Audi off and it rolled down a hill and crashed.

 

[csy393]

You guys did some weird stuff when you were young

 

[RC_4777]

Bit of a necro, but once when trying to tag duckluv321 I accidentaly typed dickluv321.

 

[duckluv321]

Bit of a necro, but once when trying to tag duckluv321 I accidentaly typed dickluv321.

You're not the first person

 

[inconceivable81]

I am Russian!

 

[EllaTheAwesome]

When I was about 6, I had just mastered riding a bike. I decided to go down a small hill near my house, and I got too cocky and took my hands off of the handlebars and my feet off the pedals. I proceeded to smash into a community mailbox, which had very sharp corners, which just to happened to nick me in my lip. I still have the scar to this day (it's not bada** though, it's just a small white patch).

And earlier this year, I stole a brownie, a pencil, and 3 M&M packs from my English teacher's room and sold them on my school's black market (the black market sells girl scout cookies and food )

 

[SaudiAssassin]

I stole 3 dollars from my moms purse

 

[hwracer]

If our parents ever saw this...

 

[kaiomann]

I used to be scared of that vacuum cleaner from the TeleTubbies.

 

[RC_4777]

I used to be scared of that vacuum cleaner from the TeleTubbies.