Noobiest noob quotes

[RC_4777]

"Skype team?"

Every time I hear this I want to take my computer, set it on fire, punch straight through my screen, throw it at my neighbors house, and bang my head on my desk until I internally bleed.

Take a video and send it to me.

 

[Mamiamato24]

Take a video and send it to me.

Because that would obviously be pleasant to watch.
You know, I watch people kill themselves all the time

 

[RC_4777]

Because that would obviously be pleasant to watch.
You know, I watch people kill themselves all the time

I kill myself all the time

 

[NorthStar]

InsertNoobNameHere: "This one is 4 the Baccas"
I then notice during the game that he was the first one to die. Heh, heh, heh...

 

[Zash]

while spectating:

SR. NOOB: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO OPEN CHESTS?????
ME: you cant we are spectating.
SR. NOOB: I know but in game.
ME: ummmmm... *cough* NOOB *cough* right click them???
SR. NOOB: oh... thx....

 

[Sasher]

>Does well in game
"Hacker!"

 

[ScrewYouGumby2]

"I have more points than you so I am better."

 

[SixZoSeven]

Its great when you are in a game, and someone in the chat says "How do I type in chat?"

 

[Blamph]

"Skype team?"

Every time I hear this I want to take my computer, set it on fire, punch straight through my screen, throw it at my neighbors house, and bang my head on my desk until I internally bleed.

Back in beta and early release, this was actually the thing to say. It's how I met a lot of my earlier friends (Ecmep).

 

[Wagtail]

"Please leave for my friend to join"

 

[Gustyy]

"Meet in cake room for team!"

 

[ARB1T3R]

Player: Hey u admin!
Me: No i am a senior moderator
Player: Oh it is just a moderator
Me: *Senior Moderator
Player: How i get Mod? how old are you have 2 be for senor mod?
*Facepalm*
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