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The RC Method- Situational Strategy

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RC_4777

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See this first if you haven't: http://www.minecraftsurvivalgames.com/threads/the-rc-method.35304/

Situational Strategy:
  • If the chicken crosses the road... - Light everyone on fire (Including yourself), it is the only way to get a shot at meeting benja.
  • If TheRandomMan1000 is there... - Tell him "go eet ur mom u nuby rabid bear"
  • If there is a team of baccas... - Go to Wal-Mart and see the cashier. Tell him "I'll have a number 2." He'll know what to do.
  • If you are on Asia games... - Scream "TEAM PLS I FAN" in chat. If someone accepts, track their IP to their house, meet up IRL, go to McDonalds, then fill yourself up with gas (Yes, your body) then slap your parents with bacon and go back to the game. You will have won.
  • If they have better gear then you... - "team pls i beegest fan ev4r"
  • If you are in the water... - Drown like TheRandomMan1000.
  • If they light you on fire... - You shouldn't be using this PvP style.
I hope this helps a lot and I hope you nubs took notes.
 

HalfSquirrel

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Incorrect spelling in title! Elebits Zeno whoever gets here first is more active :p
Also, love tips 1-4, but I already new the other tips. :p
 
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