Corrupt A Wish

[Elebits]

How this game works:

You must make a clever wish that you think won't get twisted around. The repliers job is to accept that wish, but somehow change the expected outcome. Once the replier gives an outcome to the previous wish, he/she must then make a wish.

Example:

Elebits: I wish for 100 more wishes

Notch: Your wish has been granted, you will receive the wishes in 100 years.
I wish for world peace

ChadtheDJ: Wish granted, but it's not in this world!
I wish for a magical pony!

I'll start it off by stating the first wish:

I wish for unlimited clean water on planet Earth!

 

[darkai202]

Granted, but everyone's mouths are stapled shut so they have to drink it though their noses/ears.

I wish for narwhals to take over earth.

 

[Elebits]

Wish granted, but they only take over for about 2 seconds.

I wish for no more violence

 

[Gamer101luke]

Wish granted. But now there is no more mcsg.

I wish for a pair of sunglasses

 

[Elebits]

Wish granted, but you cannot see through them.

I wish for the most delicious food in the world in meal portion

 

[darkai202]

Granted, but you can never eat again.

I wish for Narwhals to take over the world for a period longer than 2 seconds.

 

[Elebits]

Wish granted, they have taken over for 3 seconds

I wish for the ocean to be drinkable

 

[darkai202]

Wish granted, they have taken over for 3 seconds

I wish for the ocean to be drinkable

Granted, but no-one can ever eat again.

I wish for Narwhals to take over the world for a period longer than 100 years.

 

[Elebits]

Wish granted, they take over mars but can only go without water for 100 years

I wish someone else would post instead of just us. xD

 

[darkai202]

Granted, they only post once and it's back to us again.

I WISH NARWHALS WOULD TAKE OVER OUR GALAXY FOR EVERRRR

 

[Elebits]

Wish granted they take over an online galaxy forever

I wish narwhals ruled nothing forever

 

[darkai202]

Wish granted they take over an online galaxy forever

I wish narwhals ruled nothing forever

I'm sorry, I said OUR Galaxy. It can't be some random galaxy. Bad Elebits.

And wish denied, Narwhals rule everything.

I wish for chocolate.