What else would I be?
OK, as promised, here is a fail in MCSG. Not mine, but my friend's fail. Definitely worth saying.
I was playing with my friend on SG1 (loooong long time ago, before voting) and he was still new. It was one of his first 3 games, and I had died a little earlier. Deathmatch was starting with it's 2 people (it used to be 2 person deathmatch for all you new people, and I don't think there was a countdown either) and my friend was in there. He had 1 piece of leather armour, a stone axe and 2 hearts left not regenning. He spawned like right next to the person that looted corn, and that guy was ready for it and loaded his bow. He shot as soon as he could, hitting my friend right in the face as he was stupidly charging the corn looter with his stone axe at 2 hearts. My friend was dead before he was withing range, yet they spawned within 3 podiums of eachother. It was so hilarious, we still laugh abou t it when mentioned. To get the full experience, you would have to have been there, but I think it's still pretty funny.