Puns

[BlueHeron]

Ok guys, I know some of you are simply punderful; so I'm making this thread to see who share the best pun. Best pun receives my love.

To get this thread started up, I'll share one of my favorite puns: "Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"


- Tomersch

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

 

[RC_4777]

The mods are unfair, I just nodused this thread and got banned!

I got a semi-pun.
Never say, "This new phone is the bomb!" At the airport.

 

[Zeno]

This thread is absolutely puntastic! Now, let's begin.

One day, a terrorist told everyone around him, "I'm da bomb".

Actually no. I hate puns. My friend makes so many dumb jokes about them and it pisses me off ;-;

 

[RC_4777]

This thread is absolutely puntastic! Now, let's begin.

One day, a terrorist told everyone around him, "I'm da bomb".

Actually no. I hate puns. My friend makes so many dumb jokes about them and it pisses me off ;-;

Too many puns definitely can get annoying.

 

[Angryjukebox]

Carrying these tires around is very tiresome!

 

[HarborSeal]

A terrorist walks into an airport and the securitry guard says, "Watch out hes got a pun!"

 

[Krafty]

I don't need to make a pun to obtain your love, but meh

When an actress saw signs of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

Thats all ive got .-.

 

[E m a m y l e s]

What's up with terriost puns.. ._.

 

[funnybunny]

Q: What the grape say when it got stomped on.

A: Nothing, but it let out a little whine.

 

[BlueHeron]

This thread is absolutely puntastic! Now, let's begin.

One day, a terrorist told everyone around him, "I'm da bomb".

Actually no. I hate puns. My friend makes so many dumb jokes about them and it pisses me off ;-;

So... wanna hear another pun?