Noob Tales

[soggypickle]

I'm sure at some point we've seen people in the Survival Games attempt to do the most obscure and idiotic things. Funny little noobs...

Who are the biggest noobs you've ever seen and what did they do that made you laugh?
Also, please refrain from saying any names to avoid flamewars.

I'll tell one of my own:

Once I was chasing a 'Steve' (who by the way, was not sprintjumping, just sprinting). It was on SG4. He took a right just before the enterance to the train station, then turned left and tried to jump over the fences. Killed him easily. xD

So what're you waiting for? Post your story below.

 

[Torchy // aezlurr]

One time on Breeze Island, I was chasing someone at the dojo (house on the big mountain) and he was turned around facing me, fishing rodding me away. He the proceeded to back straight off the diving board to his doom.

 

[JaysWing]

I'll tell a noob story about this person I was fighting. He's not necessarily a noob, just made a derp mistake xD

He had full iron armor and a diamond sword and I had nothing but a wooden axe. He was chasing me and I decided to turn around and fight him as I was probably going to lose anyways. He started whacking me with his bow and I hit him a ton of times with my axe. He didn't realize he was hitting me with a bow and I ended up winning the fight, and eventually the game.

 

[iMightTroll]

Alright I was on sg 4 and I had a iron sword with iron / chain / gold and I saw a kid punching wood

 

[MaxtheSwain]

Ahhhhh when I was a noob I was wondering around on sg2 when the only maps were sg1 & 2 I managed to get into a team of 6 and we all hid in the forest punching leaves for apples intill the game went into the final death match and we all punched the person who had gotten 3 cornicopias or more worth of items into lava then died as the sand fell.

 

[TheRandomMan1000]

I made a super newb mistake my first game. I was looking for chests on SG1(only map back then) and decided to swim for an island. I swam outside a house on an island and saw a guy walk out the front door. I had nothing, neither did he. I was entirly unprepared, so I swam backwords and he just stared at me as I drowned trying to escape the guy that wasn't chasing me. Of course, back then, no one saw this as a noob mistake, we had a good laugh about it when the guy that accidently killed me died.

 

[soggypickle]

Haha, these are great. I'll tell another:

So the server was US1, and in lobby. It was a complete donor games. A donor left, then a regular joined and said "team". He got kicked immediately after by another donor. Later on in the lobby another donor leaves and the same guy rejoins then says "wtf best canditate". Then another donor kicks him. Even later on, another donor leaves, the same guy joins, and says... well I'm not going to say it here. What I will tell you was that it was in all caps and involved alot of profanity. Then he got tempbanned by a mod. He must've been raging like crazy...

 

[Zeno]

Well once there was this kid who stood in front of me while I practiced blockhitting...

 

[soggypickle]

Well once there was this kid who stood in front of me while I practiced blockhitting...

Sounds like a total noob...

 

[Antster360]

Sounds like me at minecraft 10 months ago...