Hi, we've decided to decline you from Purple Cobras. We'll go through all of the criteria that we believe you don't meet together.
First of all, you failed the application when you put in your name. We're not going to accept anyone with YT in their name, this also applies to MC, HD, PvP and the latter. Really, there's nothing wrong with it apart from the fact it's annoying as Good.
You also went wrong when you calculated your W/L ratio. It's a simple mathematical theorem that you should have learnt very early on in your life. Simply use your wins divided by your games played, 69/350+ (seriously, 350+? You're kidding me right, just put your actual games in.)
Next off, there isn't any donator called regular. You don't have donator.
Following that, I'll put a little fault on our end. Our marvelous owner, CoDsNo65 has decided to put a TS3 name on the application, little does our almighty and gallant owner know that Teamspeak names can be changed very easily, we're very sorry about his incompetence.
Finally we'll hurry it up and finish it off, your obnoxious use of smily faces really annoys me. We don't believe you'll fit in, stop smiling. We don't care about your previous clans, stop smiling and no, we don't want to message you. You should be sad.
I'm very sorry, but thanks for trying!
P.S: We have reason to suspect you're KabaniaBum, please don't apply again.
•Minecraft Name: MrdDank currently but i am changing to magneeto soon
•Wins: overall about 1000 from the legacy stats and these stats. i have 56 on MrDank because i quit for about 7 months
•W/L ratio (In percentage form): 6.4
•Age: 13
•Donator: Plat
•Way of communication: Any
•Skype/TS name: Magneeto_Live skype
•Self Rating at MCSG (1-10: 7.8
•Strengths: Rod sword and fns and i know most chest routes can record every game with no sweat. i can play a lot during the weekend
•Weaknesses: hackers and teams above 4
•Would you fit in with the clan?: maybe
•Have you been in any previous clans?: too many
•Why do you think you would be a benefit towards the clan: my strengths will for sure help the clan
Hi MrDank, we're very sorry to announce that we've denied you from the prestigious Minecraft clan, Purple Cobras.
Let's start with the evidence we've already collected. On your application you've stated you're 13, okay from this we can gather you make very bad life decisions and your knowledge isn't that great, okay let's begin.
First of all, you poked CoDsNo65 asking when your trial was without any knowledge nor notion of you being accepted into our clan. Confidence is good, however, it's a life skill to know when you should be confident. Let's just say your chances of playing Minecraft with us, the "big kids" aren't very respectable.
But it's okay, that prior evidence is only something to take on a whim. We'll review your application. Cut to question 3, we're asking for your W/L ratio in percentage form. I know it's your first year of highschool and year 8 math can be very flustering but seriously, I highly recommend you look up what a percentage is. Next time you ace your percentages math test you can tell your teacher you met a very inspirational character on Minecraft who changed your destiny and put you on the path to greatness.
Next off, putting "any" as a way of communication doesn't mean very much. We've been known to Gmail eachother in clan battles to precisely communicate information in lightning fast speeds, your "capabilities" may not allow you to communicate as fast as we can, sorry!
Secondly for your self rating you put 7.8. Did you thuroughly go through that score and decide that "Yes, 7.8 is my score. I have used immense mathematical ratios to round my score off to 7.8 and I will put that in my Minecraft clan application expecting a serious and well thought out response." Spoiler, you did. And here is your well thought out response.
And let's finish it off. Here at Purple Cobras we value quality over quantity. We understand that many of our members may be busy at any given time and don't expect them to be on all the time. Your activity means nothing to us, as you are in the quantity part of our applicants.
Thank you for applying, your application may have been vastly below the standard we normally accept but we appreciate your effort nonetheless. You may not reapply.
