mie life storee (s0rry 4 bad england)

[Cornbred]

Helo sum ov u mai knoe mee az c0rnbred but 2day i wunt 2 tel u mai lif storee. i wuz b0rn in siboreea, rusha s0 my england iz n0t gud at all so i s0rry. My reel naym iz Dimitri. As a child i had a luv 4 cornbred nd thet inspiered mee 2 com up wit dis naim. wen i wuz 5 i had mie furst biet ov cornbred nd it wuz gud. Az i groo up i found owt mie troo pashon nd that was being a hunter. At age ov 8 i lerned how to yooz ak to kill bear nd wear hiz fur 4 a jakit beecuz it c0ld in rusha and i wuz cold. it was at m0mint wen i phelt bed 4 teh baer s0 i left corn bred on teh rest ov baer. evur cence then i wuz a baer cerial killur nd left cornbred on ther body but taek teh fur 2 waer it. I em not prowed ov wut i did now. I am 11 rite now nd i regret killing baerz. I ap0jized 2 teh baerz nd i am happy now. then u 4 reeding.

 

[CallMeEric]

Helo sum ov u mai knoe mee az c0rnbred but 2day i wunt 2 tel u mai lif storee. i wuz b0rn in siboreea, rusha s0 my england iz n0t gud at all so i s0rry. My reel naym iz Dimitri. As a child i had a luv 4 cornbred nd thet inspiered mee 2 com up wit dis naim. wen i wuz 5 i had mie furst biet ov cornbred nd it wuz gud. Az i groo up i found owt mie troo pashon nd that was being a hunter. At age ov 8 i lerned how to yooz ak to kill bear nd wear hiz fur 4 a jakit beecuz it c0ld in rusha and i wuz cold. it was at m0mint wen i phelt bed 4 teh baer s0 i left corn bred on teh rest ov baer. evur cence then i wuz a baer cerial killur nd left cornbred on ther body but taek teh fur 2 waer it. I em not prowed ov wut i did now. I am 11 rite now nd i regret killing baerz. I ap0jized 2 teh baerz nd i am happy now. then u 4 reeding.

You're not funny.

 

[crits]

You're not funny.

hahahahaha got em eric

 

[Beardy]

You're not funny.

savage

 

[Clubstep | Nate]

I am confused...

 

[DE5T1NY]

Funny AF. That would've taken a wile to write lol

 

[Fox]

For those who want to read actual good stories here are my favorites:

My Story —Title goes beyond what it is.

My truth and Story.

If anyone knows of other good stories, you can reply. c:

 

[Omar]

Very funny smh.

 

[AppleCiider]

Hello, some of you may know me as "Cornbred" but today i wont to tell you my life story. I was born in Siberia which is in Russia so my English is perfect and there is nothing to worry about! My real name is Demetrius. As a child i had a love for cornbred and that inspired me to come up with this name. When i was 5 I had my first bite of cornbred and it was good. As I grew up I found out my true passion was being a hunter. At the age of 8 I learnt how to use an Ak-47 to kill a bear and wear his fur for a jacket because it is cold in Russia and I was cold. It was a moment when I felt bad for the bear so I left corn bred on the rest of bear. Ever since then I was a bear serial killer and left cornbred on there body but take the fur to wear it. I am not proud of what I did now. I am 11 right now and I regret killing bears. I apologized to the bears and I am happy now. Thank you for reading.****

Thank god i showed up before the grammar police!

 

[Mamiamato24]

Please no.

 

[BedIntruder]

hi mr CORN

you r 100 percent new!11!

 

[Cornbred]

hi mr CORN

you r 100 percent new!11!

am new