The Joke Thread!

[userlksdjfglk]

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oh wait...

 

[Gataraid]

you wanna hear a joke? this thread. HAHAHAHAHHA...hehehe...heh, sounded funnier in my head.

 

[Cole]

you wanna hear a joke? this thread. HAHAHAHAHHA...hehehe...heh, sounded funnier in my head.

:'( That makes me sad

 

[Gataraid]

:'( That makes me sad

the lack of common sense and figuring out that is a joke makes me sad

 

[dq]

So I asked a girl to my senior prom, and she thankfully said yes. However, there was a whole bunch to do in order to get ready.

First of all, I had to rent a tuxedo for the dance, as it's a formal event. When I arrived at the rental store, I noticed that there was a huge tux line. But I waited through it, and got a tuxedo.

Now, of course I wanted to be fancy for my date, so I decided to rent a limousine to transport us to the dance. However, when I got to the rental facility, there was a very long limo line. Though I really wanted to impress my date, so I waited and got the limo.

The night of the dance arrived, and I took her to the party. After dancing for a while, she got tired and asked me to grab her some punch from the table across the room.

I approached the table from the opposite end, expecting there to be a bunch of people who wanted a drink. However, when I got there, there was no punch line.

(The End)

 

[userlksdjfglk]

dq ur a joke

 

[Fireworks]

When is paint free?
When it's on the house.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?
You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Credit to /r/jokes for these silly jokes.

 

[dq]

dq ur a joke

 

[Omri]

A Lion Wouldn't Cheat On His Girlfriend

But a Tiger Wood.

Ba Dum Tss

 

[Rick Astley]

Tuatara Jordstar3479
Have you heard about the new TV show "Jordy's d*ck"?
It's really short.
GOT EEEEEEM.

 

[Tuatara]

Tuatara Jordstar3479
Have you heard about the new TV show "Jordy's d*ck"?
It's really short.
GOT EEEEEEM.

But that's false ;-;

 

[Rick Astley]

But that's false ;-;

Rly have you got dp's?
If ya do dm me