The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[Strats]

Stop. Hold up. Wait a minute

This isn't trying to flame you, is it?

Your raps are trash, and while that's a fact

You never really realized, the bars... is what you lacked

rap god?

 

[Julia]

im a god call me gosu
this is really cool im gosu
what a god hi im gosu
better then the japs bye im gosu

 

[UndeniableZombie]

Where are the rhymes

I can't even see em

Can you come up with something better sometimes?

Just try and come up with them in your little brain stem

Nirmit's attempt at beating the white vannila swirl
Hey Swirl
U got no curl.
U say you a rap god
Bro u ain't even a good mod.
U say u can rhyme all I see is slime

 

[Giggity69Goo]

Nirmit's attempt at beating the white vannila swirl
Hey Swirl
U got no curl.
U say you a rap god
Bro u ain't even a good mod.
U say u can rhyme all I see is slime

Why don't you just stop Nirmit?

Your rhymes couldn't hurt a fly now could it?

Just walk away from this forsaken doom

And let me sweep you away with my lil rap broom.

 

[Zaquez]

lol, this thread is weird, like your face you 12 year old disgrace

i don't need no rymes cuz im not a rapper
so please just call me supa hot fire

 

[therealhoogee]

Why don't you just stop Nirmit?

Your rhymes couldn't hurt a fly now could it?

Just walk away from this forsaken doom

And let me sweep you away with my lil rap broom.

Have you seen your face?
You look quite absurd.
I hope your good at tennis.
Cause you just got served.

 

[Giggity69Goo]

Have you seen your face?
You look quite absurd.
I hope your good at tennis.
Cause you just got served.

Great job insulting my face

However the words you just wrote were a disgrace,

And although to you this may seem odd,

My real name is Giggity69God

 

[therealhoogee]

I hope you're out of rhymes
Cause I got nothing

...
WHOAAAAAAAAAA
Gg lol I'll think up some stuff over dinner

 

[KiDD]

*Believes in self*

*Attitude kicks in*

*Raps like no other*

*Stares at crowd and smiles*

 

[Zaquez]

Some1 reply to this so we can battle

 

[userlksdjfglk]

I'm gonna end ur career right now, u should haven't even made this thread.

boom bam bop bada bop boom pow

but I'm not a rapper

Gataraid damn son, he ended ur career

 

[Gataraid]

Sorry I'm asian and I can't rap unless I go "Ching to the Ding-ding dong"

Gataraid damn son, he ended ur career

wow m9 no recoverin from dat