The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[BaccaBoy1999]

constant rhymes are for the kids who think they know what they're doing. but really it's about the message

I agree its about the message but the rhymes make it better.
It isn't a hard lesson, so don't make me type a letter.

 

[4non]

This is a joke so don't take seriously.

Mannn the staff here is a joke
They don't answer to a single poke
They get scared and they do /ban
Either that or they ran


Ok and this is for anyone roasting u.

Man, you think you got a sick roast?
I'll burn you worse than I burn my toast
But no toast around your mom
She's already fatter than Vietnam
If that hoe had a website
It would be biggestbelly.com

Here's Bacca, thinkin' he's Waka Flocka
Believes his rhyme's a shocka,
But really, it's food for mockas.

That was bad.
Let's bump it up a tad.

He thinks he's so cool mocking the staff,
but in reality, his rhymes are half-assed.
He shoots for the goal to try to score fast,
but, like his future, it's no better than the past.

He tries so hard to get better at the game,
Shoots to maim, trying to acquire fame,
But no matter what happens, his attempts are just lame,
I could do better even with my tongue aflame.

Before you even try to make a comeback,
Just remember about that mod rank that you now lack.


OHHHHHH


EDIT:
I realized I made a mistake,
I used improper grammar, like icing on the cake
For you, so you can try to bash on my being great.

Like my kills on Love PvP when I was a mod -
I thought I was an atheist until I REALIZED I'M A GOD

 

[Planetary]

Sorry I'm asian and I can't rap unless I go "Ching to the Ding-ding dong"

 

[BaccaBoy1999]

Here's Bacca, thinkin' he's Waka Flocka
Believes his rhyme's a shocka,
But really, it's food for mockas.

That was bad.
Let's bump it up a tad.

He think's he's so cool mocking the staff,
but in reality, his rhymes are half-assed.
He shoots for the goal to try to score fast,
but, like his future, it's no better than the past.

He tries so hard to get better at the game,
Shoots to maim, trying to acquire fame,
But no matter what happens, his attempts are just lame,
I could do better even with my tongue aflame.

Before you even try to make a comeback,
Just remember about that mod rank that you now lack.


OHHHHHH

4non, I'll be honest, your rhymes are nice
but all-in-all, you just rollin the dice
re-read the book of rap
or i'll give you the hand of slap

You let your fans down, when you told them you cheated.
You competed, but now defeated, think of those feelings you treated
They held you high as a god, but then dropped you low.
At least you're on the forums thanks to Vanicle and Croe.

But through your technology
You gave your apology
And we forgave you,
I mean we made you, who you are today.
And to be honest, I wouldn't have it any other way.
So lets stop these raps,
all the zings and the zaps
And respect each other for what they got.
And re-read that rap book, and remember what I taught.

ily buddy

 

[4non]

4non, I'll be honest, your rhymes are nice
but all-in-all, you just rollin the dice
re-read the book of rap
or i'll give you the hand of slap

You let your fans down, when you told them you cheated.
You competed, but now defeated, think of those feelings you treated
They held you high as a god, but then dropped you low.
At least you're on the forums thanks to Vanicle and Croe.

But through your technology
You gave your apology
And we forgave you,
I mean we made you, who you are today.
And to be honest, I wouldn't have it any other way.
So lets stop these raps,
all the zings and the zaps
And respect each other for what they got.
And re-read that rap book, and remember what I taught.

ily buddy

DUDE I LOVE THIS STUFF WE NEED TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN HOLY HECK I LAUGHED MUCHO

"or i'll give you the hand of slap" was fkn genius

 

[BaccaBoy1999]

DUDE I LOVE THIS STUFF WE NEED TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN HOLY HECK I LAUGHED MUCHO

"or i'll give you the hand of slap" was fkn genius

Looking back I was really hoping you wouldn't get down. Omg I'm relieved you thought it was funny.

 

[4non]

Looking back I was really hoping you wouldn't get down. Omg I'm relieved you thought it was funny.

I'm past all that. It's all good xD

 

[BaccaBoy1999]

I'm past all that. It's all good xD

Next OMN. You and me perform a rap battle. Get yo lyrics cookin my G.

Audience decides winner.

Best of luck.

 

[4non]

Next OMN. You and me perform a rap battle. Get yo lyrics cookin my G.

can we like recite the stuff we did here that was legendary

 

[BaccaBoy1999]

can we like recite the stuff we did here that was legendary

If you want sure. xD

 

[ImtheforumGod]

I wanted to re-do this thread because the old ones are out dated. I'll start it off.

Rules:
1. Swearing MUST be censored
2. 2-4 lines each post
3. Roast some people!

Come at me kid you think you're tough, but in reality you just a rappin bluff.

Might as well just hand me the crown

Cuz your whole crew is just sittin around.

You will just be the normality, while i'm being being the walking Vitality

I'm gonna end ur career right now, u should haven't even made this thread.

boom bam bop bada bop boom pow

 

[ImtheforumGod]

but I'm not a rapper