Whats the first thing you do when you wake up?

[Ephizav2]

Mastur...games on my phone.

i swear i dont do anything that starts with mastur and ends with bate

 

[ThaLichBD]

Mastur...games on my phone.

i swear i dont do anything that starts with mastur and ends with bate

really that earrly xD? omg... that's so wierd bro haha

 

[ImtheforumGod]

Mastur...games on my phone.

i swear i dont do anything that starts with mastur and ends with bate

thats what I do as well!

 

[UndeniableZombie]

I go to the toilet and take a huge dump while I am constipated.

 

[Tranquilityy]

I sit on my bed for 10 minutes, contemplating how pointless and small my life is compared to the universe.

 

[MCGamerzism | Gizm]

Wash my face and clean out my eyes and ears.
I recommend you to do the same xD

 

[Sanders]

I wake up, start doing push ups....
Jk, I take a shower and have breakfast

 

[Ephizav2]

actually I was lying, I normally go back to sleep for 5-10 mins lol