Is ChadTheDJ In Illuminati?????

[Tenebrous]

Zypes in in the illuminati

 

[SonicSplit]

I come on Too many threads that I don't get what is going on :/

 

[Ssosme]

I always that he was one of the commanders of the illumanti?

 

[Lively]

Non sequitur at its finest. Logic has to make sense, yours does not. Using your logic, all cats are dogs, and 10% of all car thefts are performed by polar bears.

 

[Eskild]

While watching a video on how Google was apart of Illuminati, it occurred too me that our trusted server owner might be a member as well. So I took the liberty to figure out for you (Your replies on my idea are thanks enough). Shall we begin...
ChadTheDJ owns a server
There are 4 letters in owns and 6 in server, if we subtract 6 from 4 we get 2
You use 2 chopsticks when you eat Chinese take out. China is in Asia. There are 4 letters in Asia. You know what also has 4 letters? Taco. Taco Bell is a store. It is obvious now that ChadTheDJ likes to eat at Taco Bell, but what does this prove you ask... Taco Bell has a dollar menu. The United States uses the Dollar as currency. You use currency to buy Premium membership on MCSG. Donor gives your name a color change. Painting also gives your home a color change. Homes has 5 letters in it. Your hand has 5 fingers. People have fingers. People run the Illuminati. Still don't believe me? ChadTheDJ has 4 limbs because he is a Human. The first 3 letters of human contains 3 letters. Ant also contains 3 letters. Ants live in hills. Hills can be found on Mars. Mars is a sphere just like a soccer ball. Egypt has a soccer team. Egypt built the pyramids. There are 3 pyramids of Giza. The Illuminati symbol has three sides? Coincidence, I think not. Still don't see the truth? Chad likes Minecraft. Notch likes Minecraft. Noth is Norwegian, which is beside Sweden. Moose live in Sweden. There is two O in Moose but only one M. 2 minus 1 is 1. There is one eye on the Illuminati symbol.
ChadTheDJ is in Illuminati confirmed.
(this is a joke, please no ban)

Notch is Swedish fyi

 

[Thedarkemporer]

Non sequitur at its finest. Logic has to make sense, yours does not. Using your logic, all cats are dogs, and 10% of all car thefts are performed by polar bears.

I hate to say this, but this is a joke thread. I don't really believe Chad is illuminati

 

[Thedarkemporer]

don't encourage them

I'm sorry you can't see the truth. May the flying spaghetti god have mercy upon your soul in the after life

 

[DarkEvil]

ChadTheDJ. 9 letters. Illumanati has 3 sides. 9 divided by 3 is 3. ChadTheDJ has 15 wins. 15 has 2 digits. 3-2 is 1. Illumanati has 1 eye, so ChadTheDJ is indeed illumanati.

 

[Trilexium]

am i the only one who finds these conspiracy theories very annoying nowadays

 

[Kreix]

am i the only one who finds these conspiracy theories very annoying nowadays

Lol u think this ~snip~ is srs

 

[Trilexium]

Lol u think this ~snip~ is srs

I get that none of it is serious, but even for something comical like this, it doesn't make sense- they used to be slightly amusing, back when every second person didn't make them up every 5 minutes.
People are making theories up like 'my toaster is illuminati' and it's not even funny.

or am i just illuminati agent trying to divert attention away from the truth????

 

[Lunar]

Because the all might CR7 TOLD ME

PFF CR7 Ewww