Wish Corrupter!

[Zeno]

Granted, but it's a wish to have no more wishes.

I wish Stijn and Vebbi wouldn't yell at me for necro-ing this thread, because the new one was shut down.

 

[Kezzer]

Granted, but it's a wish to have no more wishes.

I wish Stijn and Vebbi wouldn't yell at me for necro-ing this thread, because the new one was shut down.

stijn and vebbi dont shout at you but a gang of old ladies do instead.

i wish i had some chocolate

 

[Zeno]

Wish granted, but it turns your rainbow colors brown.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

 

[Chezerony]

Granted, but you have no idea what to do when finals come along!

I wish for Steve Jobs to be resurrected NOT as a zombie

 

[Daalexantor]

Steve Jobs is ressureteced. But he creates the iPhone 4ss, which is basicly the iPhone 4s except it feels like an iPhone 5.

I wish that My computer wasn't 5 years old.

 

[Zeno]

Wish granted. It's 10 years old.

I wish I didn't procrastinate ;-;

 

[Chezerony]

wish granted, but now you never rest. YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING.

 

[Daalexantor]

I wish people would follow the rules and post wishes.

 

[SilverJakler]

Granted but they all gain lawyer powers and find loopholes to exploit in all the rules.

I wish for a wish maker of wishes.

 

[Daalexantor]

You get your wish maker of wishes, but now you wished that you wished for wishful wish maker instrustions in your language because the instrustions are not in your wishing language and are instead in wishish, which is a wishful language for wishing wished into exsistance by the wishy-washinians, a wishful ancient civilization.

I wish I was two years older.

 

[Danielbess]

Wish granted, but turns out you died on the day you made your wish.

I wish for me to know that this thread existed.

 

[SilverJakler]

Granted, but now you don't know that Tier 2 chests exist.

I wish to blow up! I mean get big...