Honestly jcc
Quit it with da rhymes they making me go crazy
im not gonna make this long im a lil bit lazy
Your stupidity just amazes me
Imma tell you a little story
A story of how i came to be
After im done youll be thinkin to yourself gg
Okay here we go now 1 2 3
The people of the earth looked up to the sky
And they all let out a scream, a cry
There i came from oh so up high
I looked back at heaven and said bye bye
I was walkin by yo mamas house
Saw that pretty lady pulled up her blouse
Her p**sy ate me like a was a mouse
It was so hot, flames needed to be doused
Basically im sayin i did your mom
Had that lady all night long
Need to chill now need a hit of that bong
Just sayin kid yur weak im strong
Ur like a lil monkey i am king kong
*achem*
Excuse me! Step back,
Or sit on a thumbtack,
Either way it doesn't matter,
Cause you'll get the fat smack
From the deep depths of my brain,
You'll be lyrically hit by a train,
So before you start tryin',
Remember your efforts are in vain.
You see, I step over rappers
Who think that they are the best
Cause when they come up to battle me,
They can't even contest.
So for the sake of your own good,
Please step down from the stage
Before I pull something hard enough to make you rage.
Ha! You thought I was done?
Nuh uh, sit down son!
Don't worry, this'll be over
'fore I can reach for my gun (pop pop)
So until you can get come up with something
to get me back
I'll be sitting here with some rope
to cut you some slack.
*bows*
Thank you everyone, I'm here every Tuesday and Wednesday night at 11.