Portable OhFancys

[Danny]

From the creator of the Portable Miner9823, Portable DatPikachu, and the Portable BitoBain.... I present to you....

PORTABLE OHFANCYS!!!!!
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I PRESENT TO YOUUUUUUUU MANY VERSIONS OF THE PORTABLE OHFANCY!!!!

Pug Skin Portable OhFancy!!!:

Gamer Portable OhFancy!!!!!:

Fat Portable OhFancy!%!%!:

Cute Portable OhFancy!!:

Ordinary Portable OhFancy 1%!%%:

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YA WANNA KNOW WHAT THE PORTABLE OHFANCY CAN DO?!%!:

-CAN POP OUT 1K POSTS IN LESS THAN HALF A YEAR!!!!

-FASHIONISTA DESIGNER!%w@#!%#$^@!#$

-ALONG WITH MY OTHER 3 DESIGNS, HAS EXTREMELY GOOD GRAMMAR

-CAN MAKE YOU FANCY, BUT NOT AS FANCY AS THE PORTABLE OHFANCY.
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THE PRICE?%!?%!%?

$1337.420.69 for 1 whole 9001th of the PORTABLE OHFANCY!!!
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BUTTTTT WAIT........ ..IF YOU CALL 6969-PORTABLE-NOT-A-REAL-NUMBER-1337-69-420-9001 YOU CAN GET 16 PORTABLE OHFANCYS FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WAIIIT......... ..IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER RIGHT NOW WE WILL GIVE YOU THE PORTABLE OHFANCY MIRROR AND THE PORTABLE OHFANCY OVEN

BUT WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT.... IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW WE WILL GIVE YOU THE ALL OF THESE ITEMS FOR FREE + THE PORTABLE OHFANCY CLOCK, THE PORTABLE OHFANCY WRISTWATCH, AND THE PORTABLE OHFANCY LAPTOP

BUT WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.... IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, WE WILL GIVE YOU THE OHFANCY TEA PARTY SET AND THE PORTABLE OHFANCY HOUSE WITH THE PORTABLE OHFANCY RESTURANT
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ENJOY YOUR PORTABLE OHFANCY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Danny]

Crap, wasn't meant to post this yet... oops

 

[GibbyMC]

Delete it?

 

[themastern00b]

No more pls

 

[Bamber]

I suggest that this one be the last of the portable joke, as it's getting a bit old xD

 

[Danny]

Just a little note.

I've added a poll at the top if you want me to keep going with this joke on my behalf.

-I realize that this joke is getting old, this will be my last one if the 'No' side wins.
-These threads on my part are for comedic value, not anything serious.
-I am not boosting likes on these threads.
-This is supposed to be a joke.
-Did I mention that this is a joke?
-I really don't think I mentioned that this is a joke.


-Remember to vote,

Danny

 

[Danny]

Please mind the double post, but this poll will close on Monday, November 3rd

 

[ImProfuse]

You shouldn't put a poll asking if you should stop, I think anyone with common sense will realize making the same thread 4 or 5 times with the same jokes in them gets extremely repetitive and is just spamming the forums.

 

[on9]

Wheres a portable deadsunAsian? ;c

 

[Miner9823]

I'm buying all of them! And double the amount too! :3

 

[Danny]

I'm buying all of them! And double the amount too! :3

Thanks <3. Might make a Portable Miner9823 S version :3

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

Okay, I'm beginning to feel like this is just becoming a cheap way to get easy likes.