Here's an old parody that I made:
So, a friend of mine (Sgt_Panda) showed me a song, called Angel With a Shotgun. There's two versions, a Nightcore version and the original. I personally prefer the Nightcore one (I watch anime) but if you want you can also search up the original one by CAB or something.
I got bored, so I figured I'd write a parody!
The original song:
Original Lyrics:
"Gamer With A Stone Sword"
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
(I'm a Gamer with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword,
Gamer with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword..)
Get out your bows, battles begun,
are you a noob or a winner?
If in a fight, then I shall die,
with my hand on the wide hilt.
They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
Sometimes to win, you've got to kill,
don't mean I'm not a real nice guy.
..and major noobs, will die alone.
Yeah, they still say I'm a gamer.
They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
(ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa)
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
(I'm a Gamer with a stone sword)
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
(Win, just not survive)
..and I'm gonna kill, kill, kill for wins tonight.
They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.
Please tell me if I messed up anywhere, this was the first time I've done anything like this so I'm open to criticism (Within reason. I may have messed up when counting the verses or something.)
I did write this as a sort of gift to Sgt_Panda and blue0woohoo, just to say thanks for putting up with my insanity
I'll make sure to send them a link soon.
I also intend to have a video of this made, either by myself or a friend. A few people have already expressed interest in working on this, such as DerpyDash11, as well as Sgt_Panda (Me and blue0woohoo are going to force her to sing it LOL). If you want to help, please comment or PM me! ![Smile :) :)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
I'll also sing this and record it next time I'm home alone (don't want my family to catch me singing >_>)
- Mooclan