Here's an old parody that I made:
So, a friend of mine (Sgt_Panda) showed me a song, called Angel With a Shotgun. There's two versions, a Nightcore version and the original. I personally prefer the Nightcore one (I watch anime) but if you want you can also search up the original one by CAB or something.
I got bored, so I figured I'd write a parody!
The original song:
Original Lyrics:
"Gamer With A Stone Sword"
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
(I'm a Gamer with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword,
Gamer with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword..)
Get out your bows, battles begun,
are you a noob or a winner?
If in a fight, then I shall die,
with my hand on the wide hilt.
They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
Sometimes to win, you've got to kill,
don't mean I'm not a real nice guy.
..and major noobs, will die alone.
Yeah, they still say I'm a gamer.
They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
(ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa)
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
(I'm a Gamer with a stone sword)
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
(Win, just not survive)
..and I'm gonna kill, kill, kill for wins tonight.
They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.
Please tell me if I messed up anywhere, this was the first time I've done anything like this so I'm open to criticism (Within reason. I may have messed up when counting the verses or something.)
I did write this as a sort of gift to Sgt_Panda and blue0woohoo, just to say thanks for putting up with my insanity 
I'll make sure to send them a link soon.
I also intend to have a video of this made, either by myself or a friend. A few people have already expressed interest in working on this, such as DerpyDash11, as well as Sgt_Panda (Me and blue0woohoo are going to force her to sing it LOL). If you want to help, please comment or PM me!
I'll also sing this and record it next time I'm home alone (don't want my family to catch me singing >_>)
- Mooclan
