Dear person who for some reason cannot leave the thread,
I am going to tell you a story that I found to be very funny
What started off as a fairly simple battle soon took an unexpected turn when 1 of our members lagged out and one died of a hacker. 4v6. We continued to flee, being chased by 6 full iron people with no concept of the game. 1 of us was picked off (let me add that he almost 1v6ed), leaving it at a 3v6. Then one more of us were taken were taken out, leaving it at a 2v6. I climbed up the barn on turbulence, and too my surprise one of my dear friends (ABHato) was hit off on his way up. I jumped down to save him, and he escaped through the back of the barn. I then jumped down after him, and 9 hearted the guy who was chasing him. (Only reason I didn’t 10 heart him was because of fall damage.) 2v5. I was stuck in the barn, but i managed to jump out through the middle of the barn, right past this guy with a really dumb name. (I think it was like piggy or springy or something like that)We then raced to the parking garage, where we could finally breath easily. But to our luck, the other clan was dumb enough to send 1 of their members up, who me and my good chump 2v1ed. 2v4. Seconds after he died, another tried to make a sneak attack. But I was expecting him. I then gave him the big 10, and sent him flying down the side. 2v3. We knew they were getting scared. 1 missed a jump, the other took weak bow shots, and one just tried to hide. We bow spammed one down so low he had to run. It was the second refill by then. We stayed perched up on the roof, grabbing all the tier 2s we could. We were ready. We burst into the corn, and to our delight we found one of the randies alone in the middle. I gave him the fat 10, and he burned to a crisp. 2v2. We see one of his teammates try to help him, who we then charge after, and after a fair attempt, we overpowered him. 2v1. It was going into deathmatch. But we couldn’t wait that long. We saw his teammate come out, and we pounced on him. He ran away, but his efforts weren’t valiant enough. I took one last thrash, and struck him in the skull. He had perished. We had claimed victory, and it felt damn good. We had just 2v6ed, and they never stood a chance.
So yeah, when you can properly take a 6v2 in your favor, you can put the win up against us. But until then, unless you want to continue this bullcrap that you started, I would recommend taking the win down, unless you want to continue to be dumbasses.
Peace out scrandies,
“Squeaker"
