A Steve Stole my Platinum Donor!

[Ephiza]

Dear MCGamer staff,

I was playing a game of SG yesterday, when my platinum donor suddenly fell off my name tag. Unfortunately, before I could notice that my name had turned back to yellow (I had gold donor before), a Steve picked up the platinum donor laying on the ground. I killed him with my diamond sword, but he kept the donor when he went back to the hub. This shows that the MCG store sucks, cause the staff don't fasten the platinum donor securely to your name. I would kindly ask, that the staff give me a new platinum donor, and make sure to fasten it securely to my name this time.

Sincerely,
arsenalfcgunners


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Note: This thread is for humorous purposes only and I did not buy, and have not lost a platinum donor. Again, I am just trying to be funny and I am not trying to "trick" the staff. Although, I mean who would fall for this... Also, the MCG store does not suck, and it works perfectly fine.

Would've been funnier without this part

 

[Avesu]

I stole it....

 

[Col_StaR]

#ThanksObama

 

[Sean]

No hacks just trackpad

 

[arsenal]

I am very sorry to here that you are having troubles with your rank, i have fastened the platinum rank back on to your name tag as securely as i could.
If the problem persists please email Mufasa at his personal email address: [email protected]

Have a nice day!

(LOL)

Unfortunately, you seem to be a crappy fastener. I will PM the Sr. Staff to complain about your crappy work and have you demoted. Unless of course, you PM me a platinum code within 5 hours. Your time starts now!

 

[GOFORGOLDCROZ]

mfw steve

 

[MLGPorky]

Wow, seems like you tricked many people!

 

[arsenal]

Would've been funnier without this part

Yep, totally 100%. However, if I don't make it obvious the staff may have locked it. Probably not, but I have had bad experiences in the past with joke threads that the staff locked because it was "trolling." So I now just make it obvious.

 

[Trilexium]

Sorry, but there's nothing we can do about this because Steves are exempt from all server rules. (see clause 6.9)

 

[FadingPixels]

You should've recorded that and submitted the proff at [email protected]

 

[OhFancy]

 

[ExtoVipe]

#StopSteve #Thinkaboutthepeople