Once upon a time there was a place where it never rained.
THE END
JK here's the real story:
One time I was swimming at a public pool... And we all know how the lifeguards react to a group of four teenagers hanging around during school hours... As soon as we stepped into the pool and started walking toward the area that's supposed to be "just for kids", one blew his whistle at us, though we advanced on anyway. I hopped up onto the little playground thing and went right down this tiny slide that I think is actually supposed to be a torture machine, because when I hit the bottom it just about peeled all the skin off of my back as well as my swimsuit, so I kind of regretted that.
Then we saw this little mini basketball hoop on the other end of the pool, so we went over there and started to move it towards the deep end. We got yelled at for that. Right afterwards, my cousin went into the middle of the pool and started acting like some sort of mentally challenged kid, with sounds and everything, so that cleared out most of the center of the pool. (Kinda felt bad, but he did it) After splashing a bunch of nearby passers by and getting in trouble again, we went over to the deep end. We jumped off the high dive one after another, and we got yelled at for about the fifth time by the lifeguards. "HEY KIDS YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMETHING!" Then we moved onto the waterslide, and performed just about everything you're not supposed to do on the waterslide, such as going backwards and doing 360's, etc... When my brother hit the bottom he tried to steal the lifeguard's floatation device as he flew out, but he missed. Afterwards, we finished off the day by spooking some little kids by pretending to act like sharks, and grabbing onto them.
I think the only reason we hadn't been kicked out by that point was because we had pissed off each lifeguard exactly three times. Strategy.
