String Cheese Problem

[Turtle]

Hi, my name is ttt6t, but soon to be TurtleGalaxy. A lot of people call me Turtle, but that is not important, what is important is the fact that every one has a pet peeve. A pet peeve is something that bothers you so much, such as people who talk with their mouth full. That is a generic one, but you should get the idea.

Myself, lives in a very noice state called Wisconsin. It is known as "Americas Dairy Land" (Screw you Cali, no 1 luvs chu) Anyways, cheese is a huge thing in this State. And I am going to express myself on the fact when people eat string cheese, like a carrot.

You may thing to yourself, what is the big deal? It is just a way to eat a food. Well, it is MORBIDLY WRONG. You eat string cheese by pulling the cheese into strands, like string! How is not clear in the name?! It is not called "Carrot like cheese" it is clearly called STRING CHEESE.

Before you click off the screen because you think I am a phys-co path or something, I need to tell you. This is a #FWP Literally. I think that the would should just learn how to eat string cheese correctly and it will create world peace. There will NOT be WW III there will NOT be VIOLENCE and there will DEFINITELY NOT BE PEOPLE EAT STRING CHEESE LIKE A CARROT!

Now, if you excuse me, i'm going to go eat some string cheese.

The right way.

- Turtle

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

i say that there is no correct way to eat string cheese and both ways are perfectly fine.

i personally don't eat string cheese that often because of a traumatizing even in 1st grade, but i know that either way still gets the cheese into your mouth

my own pet peeves are none, since nothing ever really bothers me anymore

 

[Moose]

Off MCSG: Chewing loudly or with their mouths open.
On MCSG: People who say anything after they kill me ;-; even if it's good fight

 

[Dzbs]

I hate cheese. That's all I have to say.

 

[TicklishCreeper]

colby chesse

 

[Turtle]

I hate cheese. That's all I have to say.

You are disgrace to famiry :c

 

[StarWilly12]

I'm pretty sure you just inspired but I'm very confused as to how you did.

 

[Dzbs]

You are disgrace to famiry :c

Shaddup. I get Straight A's so I'm no more of a disgrace :3

 

[Turtle]

Shaddup. I get Straight A's so I'm no more of a disgrace :3

At least i'm straight myself... HAHAHA, sorry that was lame. Anyways, srsly wat is wrong wif u ;-; Cheese is da bomb

 

[Dzbs]

At least i'm straight myself... HAHAHA, sorry that was lame. Anyways, srsly wat is wrong wif u ;-; Cheese is da bomb

Hahahahahahaha no.

 

[Turtle]

Hahahahahahaha no.

What do you mean no? ;-; What state do you live in? Or do you even live in the US? D:

 

[Ag | Alex]

the way this thread was typed made me laugh way harder than i should've.