Best Misheard Song Lyrics

[Damien // Teepwn]

So I know everyone's just been listening to a song once when they hear slightly "different" lyrics to what the actual lyrics are. I'm gonna share some of my favourites and then I guess we could run a little competition to see who has the best misheard lyrics.

Anyways, my list:
[Artist - Song Title | Misheard lyrics | Real lyrics]

• Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer | It doesn’t make a difference if we're naked or not. | It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.
• Credence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising | There's a bathroom on the right. | There's a bad moon on the rise.
  
• The Monkees - I'm A Believer | Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her. | Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer.
  
• One Direction - The Story Of My Life | The story of my wife, I take her home, I try all night, until she's broke inside. | The story of my life, I take her home, I drive all night, to keep her warm.
• Zedd - Clarity (ft. Foxes) | Because you are the piece of meat, that I wish I didn't eat. | Because you are the piece of me, that I wish I didn't need.
• Pitbull - Feel this Moment (ft, Christina Aguilera) | I just wanna feel this mole man. | I just wanna feel this moment.
  
• Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall | We don't need no fart control. | We don't need no thought control.
• Coldplay - Viva La Vida | I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemies ass. | I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemies eyes.

And of course the best for last...
NEW YOOORKKKK.... CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATOOOOO

Now for the mini comp for fun. It'll pretty much work off whoever gets the most likes on theirs. So I guess like the ones you think are funny pretty much.

Competition:
[Current Placing | Username | Misheard line | Likes]

 

[ImShrek]

Shrek can sing

 

[Kcinayy]

In Holland, we call this 'mama appelsap' songs lyrics that look like Dutch words/sentences xD

 

[Zacharoutio]

Do you want this moved to Forum Games?
It would seem to be that it would be best in there, but I'd like to give you a choice.

 

[jonnysurvives]

Not a super hilarious one, but so many people get this wrong

Kool and the Gang - Celebration | Celebration time, come on! | Celebrate good times, come on!

NEW YOOORKKKK.... CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATOOOOO

i can definitely support this

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

Do you want this moved to Forum Games?
It would seem to be that it would be best in there, but I'd like to give you a choice.

Hmm, well I guess it kinda fits into both. It is a game somewhat but it's also a discussion thread. I guess it could stay here for the time being atleast.

 

[Mayra]

"Get Lucky" by Daft Punk

We're up all Mexican lucky | We're up all night to get lucky.

I had never actually misinterpreted it until one of my IRL friends pointed it out to me. Now there's a part of the song where that's all I hear. xD

 

[Mamiamato24]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKK CONCREEEETEEE JUNGLEEEEEE WET DREAM TOMATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


is the best.

 

[TotalyNotHawk62]

Tiny Dancer by Elton John
Hold me closer Tony Danze|Hold me closer tiny dancer