What was the weirdest thing you believed in as a child?

[Mamiamato24]

that explains the cyanvolts family tree you made, where i was a piece of poop that came to life.. (yes, i still remember that)


Anyway, when I was a kid I believed that humans could turn into anything they wanted when they were older, and all of the humans that we would see just chose not to become anything. I wanted to be a chair so badly when I was 6 years old. *sigh*

Who doesn't want to be a chair?!

 

[iBearHD]

Well here we go. So when I was n Preschool each week one lucky kid from the class got to bring a Clifford The Big Red Dog toy home for the week. You take pictures and the show the class what you did for the whole week.Well, one week me and my sister (Yes, I'm a twin) were the lucky ones. I thought Clifford became alive once you brought him home. Well to my surprise that wasn't the case. So my sister said we need to play pass with him between our beds when were suppose to be napping. "I't will transform him, and make him come alive." She told me. So we played pass for a good twenty minutes. Nothing.. SO we kept on coming up with random idiotic things that will "Make him come alive". Then my older sister (2 years older) Told us Clifford needed to be outside with a real dog. So we tied him up to my old dog Bandit. Well that didn't work so well. Bandit ripped up Clifford, and thus me and my siblings were scared for life. .-.

 

[Twee]

I thought that mosquitoes would suck all the blood out of your body

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

That babies were pooed out...

 

[Kcinayy]

I thought that every word that isnt Dutch, is English, like ajroepehsb or sifpepd c:

 

[FLAMEdex]

I thought that whenever I wasn't in my room, my toys would come to life. (thanks Toy Story)

 

[Littlesoy]

Easter Bunny xD, imagining a bunny dropping eggs like man.

 

[Cimmy]

1.) That Kanye West was modest
2.) Damn was a swear word only idiots would say because they'd probably get killed
3.) Miley Cyrus' career was going to go well

1 and 3... It's like they knew so they decided to rub it in

 

[Trilexium]

That people had babies purely by luck (interrelate/sex ed in 6th grade changed that idea DRASTICALLY).

 

[Professor Nub]

That people had babies purely by luck (interrelate/sex ed in 6th grade changed that idea DRASTICALLY).

You only found that out in 6th grade? your school must have angels. I went to a private school and I learnt that really early

 

[Manos]

That ATMs gave free cash

 

[KorStonesword]

You only found that out in 6th grade? your school must have angels. I went to a private school and I learnt that really early

I don't remember how I found out. Maybe it was a book or something, since nobody ever told me and I was homeschooled. I just sort of knew. (Then again it's not hard to find out how the pieces fit together.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))