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Once upon a time...

Mooclan

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There was a calf. His name was Moo. A young, black-white-and-brown calf, with nervous hooves. He loved to move his feet, and ran all day. He would often run with his sisters and friends, traveling farther and farther as he grew up to be a big bull. During his adventures, he found many wonderful things. A human village, a run-down barn. He even discovered a shiny metal cowbell, and took it home to add to his collection.
At home, he would roll in the grass with his herd-mates, playing in the forests whenever it was raining too hard to go out. He came up with new games, and was taught how to dance and play musical instruments, starting with his beloved cowbell.
He was as happy as a calf could be.
On his birthday, he was trotting through the plains a mile or so away from his herd, when he heard a loud clang, followed by a deep rumble. Taking a detour, he headed over to the source of the noise, interested. Arriving at the top of the hill over which the noise came, he scanned the valley below, looking at the shiny moving boxes below. Walking closer, he sniffed one of the round black objects at the bottom of one box, trying to figure out what it was. Lifting his head to glance higher, he noticed a reflection of his own nose. He thought to himself, Hmm, like an upright puddle of water. Poking the oddly-shaped box, he moved to the other side, and stuck his head inside a wide opening. Sniffing yet again, he caught a whiff of a delicious scent coming from a brown bag, and tore it open. Seeing a pile of scrumptious greens and other assorted vegetables, he quickly dug in, craning his neck to quickly perform his favorite disappearing act on his meal.




I got bored last night and decided to write a story about a cow. There was really no purpose behind this story, other than I was really bored and didn't think I would have enough time to play a League game. I was going to make it a page or two long, but I got distracted like a billion times :c
So yeah, just.. ignore this thread. xD
 

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Maybe I'll write a short story. Yeah, I'm going to.
 

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It... It... It's so beautiful :p:cool:
...my original plan for the story was to have the cow captured and brought to a slaughterhouse, where he has to fight his way out and avoid being killed by the dangerous machinery.
No joke.
 

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Once upon a time there was a filthy man with hair like a just-used mop who ate a sausage dog because he was hallucinating after eating bath salts. The en d .
 

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...my original plan for the story was to have the cow captured and brought to a slaughterhouse, where he has to fight his way out and avoid being killed by the dangerous machinery.
No joke.
Oh.... :( xD
 

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