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I have a confession to make. (My truth and story)

Am I a bk?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • Yes

    Votes: 3 4.8%
  • Egg rolls

    Votes: 49 79.0%

  • Total voters
    62
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Sepyz

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Hello, everyone. My name is Sepyz.
I have a confession to make.
I was recently inspired by many members of the community admitting to their faults and actual identities, so I decided to give it a shot.
I'm not very well-known in the community, only being a small forumer. Nobody has seen me in-game, and that is because I do not yet own this account.
In reality, I am actually Huahwi. Yes, you heard me correctly. I am Huahwi. A while back I quit YouTube and began my journey towards the sun to warm my cold fingers, and realized that I missed the community. I decided to go under Sepyz due to the lack of creativity I had being slightly on fire. I am currently on the sun, and I will not return until my fingers are completely warm.
Some of you may have already known this, however.
What you did not know is that Huahwi is an alt account.
Yes, that's right, an alt account.
I have gone by many names in this community and throughout the internet.
My first account was EpicAlpha64. I was an extreme bk, and to preserve my 777 wins, I created the most MLG account possible: http://www.minecraftsurvivalgames.com/stats/player/vegansadie/
I achieved an amazing ratio on that account, and realized that I was getting targeted way too much for my insane stats.
I created another account and made sure I was as much of a noob as possible on here, to avoid suspicion as to who I really am.
On that day I created Zypes, which everyone knows has the worst ratio on MCSG.
On Zypes, I actually started to do good again. I realized that this was a bad thing, as I would be targeted.
I decided to create another identity.
This identity was known as Gravey4rd.
I tryharded to #1 just to say that I did it, and realized that I needed another personality to continue tryharding.
At that point, I created Huahwi, and that's where I am today.

I did not use a voice changer or use pictures of other people, I just went through a loooot of plastic surgery.

Please do not judge me for who I really am, as it is quite shocking to most people. I was originally born as Barack Obama in the vast plains of Honduras.

This thread is entirely sarcastic and is simply a parody of all of these confession threads. I'm sorry if I offended anyone, as it was unintentional.
 
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