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[dmb515]

This is not complete without a bell! DING DING

 

[LegendofCharks]

But chuck norris is dull in comparasion to Captian Falcon. Theirfore, Wiki leaks is dull.

Captain Falcon got his moves from Chuck Norris, and his sense of fashion from Elton John.

Chuck Norris can beat Captain Falcon in a F-Zero race..... on foot.

 

[Daalexantor]

Captain Falcon got his moves from Chuck Norris, and his sense of fashion from Elton John.

Chuck Norris can beat Captain Falcon in a F-Zero race..... on foot.

I disagree, Falcon Punch destroyed the universe, while Roundhouse kick just kills one person. Also, Chuck Norris is 80 years old. How could he beat a space ship that moves faster than the speed of light. Also Captain Falcon wears spandex, the offical fabric of superheroes.

(Irish accent on) You don't mess with the Brawl nerds, you with your Walker, Texas Ranger and your head full of Call of Duty. I'll be waiting for your attack. I'm a 48+ hour game with a impossable bloody boss at the end. You'll have to glue your controller back together, as an eggplant. (Irish accent off)

 

[Teije]

It is not a lie

 

[Stijn]

Hi...

 

[Daalexantor]

hello

 

[LegendofCharks]

(Russian accent on) Eh, you want mess with the Chuckster va? Chuckyes round house kick can beat his round house kick, thereby maken un infinite source o power. Chucky is the old man in the moon, he got there before Captain Folcon. Captain does steroids to be amazing, Chucky once took steriods and the pills gut stronger. And Chucky don need to beat game. H-e beat call o duty 1, 2, 3 and ops 1, and 2 vid just a broken guitar her-o controler. So don vu mess vid da Chuckster. (Tries to turn off accent but the switch is stuck)

 

[Daalexantor]

(Ok, time for Irish accent again) You have no proof that Captain does steriords, in fact, the term steriod translated into Mayan translates into "Falcon." Also, anyone can beat Call of duty 1,2,3, ops1 or 2 with a broken gutiar hero controller. Its that easy. But Captian Falcon can beat the orgional Zelda with only one button. While Chuck may be old, his glory days are way behind him. And I've never said Captain Falcon could round house kick, because that move is below him. He has stronger moves that that, like the Falcon Punch. Also, If someone wanted to take out Chuck Norris, they know who he is and where he lives. Captian Falcon, however, keeps his identy secret so that he takes out villans, not villans take out him. (Irish accent off).

 

[Stijn]

Whut? ^

 

[LegendofCharks]

Long story short, chuck norris, captain falcon, superman, or any major icon can have impossible jokes done after them.

 

[LegendofCharks]

Captain Falcon was named after the bird, Chuck Norris is named after himself.

 

[Stijn]

Double post.
And I still don't get it