Mooclan
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*splat*Poop Game
I am sitting in the lobby, impatiently waiting for the game to start. As we are whisked into the arena for Pregame, I look into the /list. I examine the players names, attempting to remember if I know of any good players in the lobby. My eyes don't land on anyone who seems to be familiar that I have seen within the MCSG community.
OH WAIT.
A shiver goes up my spine when I see the name Mooclan. I did not have any idea how great Mooclan was at the game but he seemed very well known within the community. Immediately, I consider leaving the game because well, this was back when if I saw one good player in game, I left. But, I decided to stay in Pregame and take my chances on winning the game. Just imagining not playing this game looking back at this, lets just say it was a great thing that I did play it.
I race towards the Demons Breeze cornucopia, eager to win this game. Around this time, I had about 10 wins so I understood what it took to win but I was not the greatest at carrying out those procedures. I open the corn chest, and my eyes almost pop out my head. There is an iron chestplate, iron boots, diamond and stone sword in the chest. I manage to gain the iron chestplate, iron boots and stone sword. A lot of people would have been very happy with getting this off the cornucopia but seeing as there was only one other person in my corn chest, I knew who had gotten the diamond. They ran towards the mountain on the West side of the map, up the mountainside by the bridge.
I chased this player whom I had believed gotten nothing off cornucopia except the diamond. This is also how I found my chest route for this map. He opened the chest and by the time he put the all the armor inside on himself, he was dead. I thought I was so MLG that I got that kill. Once I had gotten myself collected, I climbed up the bridge and headed South towards the next tier two on my route, which took me quiet a bit of time to do as I sort of stinked at parkour and still do, I had gotten another diamond, a stick and a pair of iron leggings which I needed. And then it happened.
I felt a bit of well "gas" from my lower end and assumed it was just a well, fart. But, have you ever had that feeling when you are about to fart and then you realize it's excretion? Well, this happened to me. I decided "Eh, it's nothing. I can just do it after" but well as much as I do not want to say this, it's a good thing I didn't go at that time considering what is about to happen.
I returned to cornucopia and decided the coast was to clear to craft my sword. As I was crafting my sword, I saw a player in full iron and saw the nameplate. My heart dropped. It was Mooclan. I decided to man up and fight this "beast". Or so I thought...
I fought Mooclan and hit him 1 time, 2 times, 3 times, 4 times.
Holy shoot.
I AM WR3CKING HIM.
Turns out, I destroyed him and I immediately thought I was the best player on MCSG. After I had collected myself, for the second time, the call from nature was getting stronger and stronger by the minute. It was about 21 minutes into the game and I decided I couldn't hold it any longer. I ran into the washroom and BANG!
Instant relief.
Now this sounds very weird but the way my computer was stationed before, I could see my computer while I was in the washroom. I struggled to make out the images on the screen but eventually, I figured out what was what. I was still sitting relativily close to corn. What happened next is really the highlight of this story.
I saw that there was a team of 2 in leather armor somewhat near me and I prayed they wouldn't see me.
Oh god.
They see me.
In this point in time, I am not "done" and I decide what I have to do. Seems really dramatic eh? Well at the time, it was. They run towards me and once they are within 20 blocks, this is where it gets good.
I jumped up from the toilet, half naked to kill this team. They hit me twice by the time I get to my computer. I turn and run, only to flint and steel them immediately. I get one, we'll call him Jon" on fire. Jon backs up while his teammate, we'll call him Frank, races towards me. I turn and fight Frank, killing him in only a few hits. Jon then runs at me and while at 5 hearts, I fight him. I leave the fight on half a heart with Jon shooting arrows at me. I hide in a corner and shift. Eventually, I lose Jon and then raced back to the toilet. Again, instant relief. But, not for long.
In all the running to the computer and such, I didn't realize it was deathmatch. I tab just to see that both Jon and another player whom I believed was named KarimGames. I sit in the washroom until there is 10 seconds to deathmatch. I sprint to my computer and look at my competition. Somehow, Jon has managed to get full iron armor and KarimGames had half leather. Immediately, I attempt to team with KarimGames. As it turns out, Jon is also attempting to team with him. KarimGames completely snubs me and teams with Jon. As this happens, I can feel my heart drop. This, was going to be difficult. Or will it? As the pregame counter strikes zero, I prepare for the challenge I have in front of me.
Turns out, Karim lags out about 10 seconds into the deathmatch.
"Well this makes it a bit easier", I thought.
I run up to Jon, wanting this to end quicker because I was still being called by nature, if you know what I mean. And let's say nature was NOT going to go to voicemail. I run straight at him and hit him a couple times, three times if I can remember correctly. He gets knocked back fairly far and I know to win this, I'm going to have to hone my inner Katniss. I had about 10 arrows.
Shot the first three arrows. No hits.
Shoots 2 more. No hits.
So much for being Katniss.
I run straight at Jon and give it all I got on my mouse clicking. I am clicking so much and freaking out that I don't realize it has switched to night, and there are fireworks exploding in the air.
NuJaan has won the Survival Games!
I don't even celebrate. I just run back to the toilet and sit there, thinking about how I literally have no life and what the heck I just did.
there goes my pride
just kidding, I'm bad at MCSG. xD I get wrecked on a regular basis whenever I play.
Nice story! Thanks for including me It was really cool.