Blazerboy | Noah
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so, i have spent about an hour deciding what to talk about here. i do not really know what to do for a 2000th post, so i'll just talk about myself. who else wants to hear me talk about myself for the duration of an entire post? lovely.
my name is Noah. i'm 14 years old, turn 15 in just about 2 months. i'm of white-mayan ancestry, and i have one brother and one sister.
i'm entering a high school that offers a performing arts program, which (against my will) i will be involved in. i play saxophone. i'm an honors student, but i'm fairly lazy and pretty much scraped through the past 2 years by doing the bare minimum, never really studying and never doing my algebra homework, although i have never gotten lower than a C on a test.
now now, enough of that school nonsense.
i'm a fairly social guy, fairly good looking, i'd rate myself a 6/10. i'm 5'8, 135 pounds, all myfat is in my thighs and all my muscle is in my calves. here's a good look at me.
i've had one relationship, which if you've talked to me, you will know how that turned out. i think i come off way too strong when i'm into a girl, but that won't be a problem in high school since i won't have any friends there. i don't have preferences, but (no hate pls) i'm not a chubby-chaser and i do believe looks count. no, not everyone is beautiful on the inside, and not everyone is attractive on the outside either. so, hit me up!
i probably put off a very dark, depressing, cold, straight-to-the-point personality if you read my posts, but that's really only about 1/3 of how i am in real life. i visit gore sites (and reddit 50/50, thanks Auroraty|Kristie ) fairly often, which i wouldn't recommend.
when i was very little, perhaps less than a year, my mother was cooking dinner one night, i was sitting on the floor, pooping my pants or whatever, and my mother's hand slipped on the pot of water she was holding. the scalding water splashed over my left shoulder and upper arm, and i was sent to the ER. i have scars there, but they're not very bothersome. i don't consider myself lucky.
i wear t-shirts and basketball shorts way too often, but that's changing. i listen to a lot of music by gorillaz, coldplay, the white stripes, maynard ferguson, and slipknot, but i've talked much too often about my music tastes.
other video games i play often include but are not limited to killing floor, left 4 dead, BF4, chivalry medieval warfare, Cs and Cs: Go.
i live in Apopka, Florida, and i play football (soccer). i play every position minus goalkeeper. my preferred exercise is taking strolls through my disgusting neighborhood and listening to music. favorite food is everything, favorite band is gorillaz, favorite song (all time) is probably spitting out the demons. i don't watch much TV besides baseball, world cup, walking dead, and ninja warrior.
i wouldn't consider myself a huge anime lover, but i watch a decent amount. i've stated before that i have/do take part in viewing hentai (is it ok if i say that on here?) and you can find out what that is for yourself. i'm not particularly embarrassed in telling people that, because if it changes your view of me then i don't want to talk to you anyway.
when 1.8 comes out i'm most likely changing my username, but i'll figure out a way for everyone to recognize me. i'm not telling you what i'm changing it to, so it's not taken, but if you find my steam name then you should know what it is. (i made my minecraft account when i was 11, to give you some background)
i'm going to be honest, nothing is really keeping me in this community anymore, since i have few friends and really play other games much more frequently. its just something to keep me occupied. don't be surprised if you wake up one day to see that i just vanish or stop posting, since i don't plan on sitting on my computer chair for my entire life.
i have grim views on life, since i think about death and the fact that once i'm gone, nothing is there, my brain stops and my body undergoes rigor mortis in a box underground. all this consciousness and feeling, perception and life in general is pretty pointless unless there's something after.... enough of that.
let's see... anything else that comes to mind? i'm saving all christmas and birthday funds for an engagement ring, i have a working gas mask, i have a collection of knives and baseball cards, i won the award for "most improved" in band at my 8th grade awards... i have gingivitis.... hm... not much else i can think of. ask me any questions, i'll do my best to answer them.
if anyone would like to follow me on instagram or add me on facebook (where i visit pretty often) just ask me, and maybe i'll consider it. you should be able to find me pretty easily though if you know my twitter or skype account, where my full name is located. that picture also helps a bit.
finally, if anyone can figure out the reference that my thread title makes, then i'll buy them donor. you have 24 hours. your hint: it has something to do with something i've stated in my thread.
someone figured it out. i lied about the donor.
ask away.
my name is Noah. i'm 14 years old, turn 15 in just about 2 months. i'm of white-mayan ancestry, and i have one brother and one sister.
i'm entering a high school that offers a performing arts program, which (against my will) i will be involved in. i play saxophone. i'm an honors student, but i'm fairly lazy and pretty much scraped through the past 2 years by doing the bare minimum, never really studying and never doing my algebra homework, although i have never gotten lower than a C on a test.
now now, enough of that school nonsense.
i'm a fairly social guy, fairly good looking, i'd rate myself a 6/10. i'm 5'8, 135 pounds, all myfat is in my thighs and all my muscle is in my calves. here's a good look at me.
i've had one relationship, which if you've talked to me, you will know how that turned out. i think i come off way too strong when i'm into a girl, but that won't be a problem in high school since i won't have any friends there. i don't have preferences, but (no hate pls) i'm not a chubby-chaser and i do believe looks count. no, not everyone is beautiful on the inside, and not everyone is attractive on the outside either. so, hit me up!
i probably put off a very dark, depressing, cold, straight-to-the-point personality if you read my posts, but that's really only about 1/3 of how i am in real life. i visit gore sites (and reddit 50/50, thanks Auroraty|Kristie ) fairly often, which i wouldn't recommend.
when i was very little, perhaps less than a year, my mother was cooking dinner one night, i was sitting on the floor, pooping my pants or whatever, and my mother's hand slipped on the pot of water she was holding. the scalding water splashed over my left shoulder and upper arm, and i was sent to the ER. i have scars there, but they're not very bothersome. i don't consider myself lucky.
i wear t-shirts and basketball shorts way too often, but that's changing. i listen to a lot of music by gorillaz, coldplay, the white stripes, maynard ferguson, and slipknot, but i've talked much too often about my music tastes.
other video games i play often include but are not limited to killing floor, left 4 dead, BF4, chivalry medieval warfare, Cs and Cs: Go.
i live in Apopka, Florida, and i play football (soccer). i play every position minus goalkeeper. my preferred exercise is taking strolls through my disgusting neighborhood and listening to music. favorite food is everything, favorite band is gorillaz, favorite song (all time) is probably spitting out the demons. i don't watch much TV besides baseball, world cup, walking dead, and ninja warrior.
i wouldn't consider myself a huge anime lover, but i watch a decent amount. i've stated before that i have/do take part in viewing hentai (is it ok if i say that on here?) and you can find out what that is for yourself. i'm not particularly embarrassed in telling people that, because if it changes your view of me then i don't want to talk to you anyway.
when 1.8 comes out i'm most likely changing my username, but i'll figure out a way for everyone to recognize me. i'm not telling you what i'm changing it to, so it's not taken, but if you find my steam name then you should know what it is. (i made my minecraft account when i was 11, to give you some background)
i'm going to be honest, nothing is really keeping me in this community anymore, since i have few friends and really play other games much more frequently. its just something to keep me occupied. don't be surprised if you wake up one day to see that i just vanish or stop posting, since i don't plan on sitting on my computer chair for my entire life.
i have grim views on life, since i think about death and the fact that once i'm gone, nothing is there, my brain stops and my body undergoes rigor mortis in a box underground. all this consciousness and feeling, perception and life in general is pretty pointless unless there's something after.... enough of that.
let's see... anything else that comes to mind? i'm saving all christmas and birthday funds for an engagement ring, i have a working gas mask, i have a collection of knives and baseball cards, i won the award for "most improved" in band at my 8th grade awards... i have gingivitis.... hm... not much else i can think of. ask me any questions, i'll do my best to answer them.
if anyone would like to follow me on instagram or add me on facebook (where i visit pretty often) just ask me, and maybe i'll consider it. you should be able to find me pretty easily though if you know my twitter or skype account, where my full name is located. that picture also helps a bit.
someone figured it out. i lied about the donor.
ask away.
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