Tell a funny joke or riddle

[boboy1999]

Tell a funny joke or riddle

Lets all have a good laugh!

Please keep it as close to PG as possible
Sorry if this thread has already been created ​

 

[Ceroria]

Why did the chicken cross the road..?

 

[boboy1999]

Why did the chicken cross the road..?

Why?

 

[Ceroria]

Why?

He was being chased by an angry, hairy cucumber holding a rake.

 

[Thapple_]

My social life.

 

[Skellie]

Ur mam.

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
I am a jokester.