Weapon of Choice?

[DatPikachu]

Here's the senerio.

It's 2024, and there is a zombie apocalypse, but you don't know it yet.

You hear your front door open. You are surprised. Footsteps are slowly coming towards you. You begin to panic. The door to the room bursts open, and a zombie shambles towards you. You manage you find a blunt object and beat the zombie over the head with it.

You run out your front door, and see thousands upon thousands of zombies roaming the streets.

You begin to wonder how you will survive.

How would you survive?

 

[AlgerWaterlow]

I'd use a bow with broadhead arrows for long-range attacks. Guns bring unwanted attention, but I'd keep a .357 Magnum revolver close at hand in a hip holster if I'm REALLY screwed. I'd have to have a form of melee combat so I'd definitely grab my Swiss army knife and Boy Scouts' pocketknife. I'd most likely go in the most uninhabited areas I could think of. Alaska perhaps. At least there and northern Canada have enough wildlife to help me in devouring the presumably stupid zombies.

 

[Braden]

Cover myself in cockroaches and nuke the world. Problem Solved.

 

[Nephilim]

I would steal Michonne's katana and just go hammer them all day long!

 

[Twee]

Grab the bow in my closet, ez.

 

[AlgerWaterlow]

Cover myself in cockroaches and nuke the world. Problem Solved.

Ew. Most disgusting reference ever. #insectophobe

 

[Aipom]

GO TO THE NORTH BECAUSE THE ZOMBITCHES WILL HAVE LITTLE TO NO METABOLISM SO THEY WILL LIKE FREEZE AND STUFF PLUS I WOULD USE HAMMER AND CARRY A BOOMBOX BLARING "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" AND IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I EVER FIND ANOTHER LIVING PERSON

 

[AlgerWaterlow]

GO TO THE NORTH BECAUSE THE ZOMBITCHES WILL HAVE LITTLE TO NO METABOLISM SO THEY WILL LIKE FREEZE AND STUFF PLUS I WOULD USE HAMMER AND CARRY A BOOMBOX BLARING "HAMMER TIME" AND IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I EVER FIND ANOTHER LIVING PERSON

If we meet up in northern Canada or Alaska, tem pls I phan?

 

[Braden]

GO TO THE NORTH BECAUSE THE ZOMBITCHES WILL HAVE LITTLE TO NO METABOLISM SO THEY WILL LIKE FREEZE AND STUFF PLUS I WOULD USE HAMMER AND CARRY A BOOMBOX BLARING "HAMMER TIME" AND IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I EVER FIND ANOTHER LIVING PERSON

We can take Allen to stay warm. *ba dum cha*

 

[Mamiamato24]

The "item to your left/right" is far more amusing, I would be combating the un-dead with my Razer Deathadder xD

 

[Mooclan]

There's two very effective melee items when it comes to killing someone who is barehanded and with no defenses.
1. Hammer. A decent sized hammer can break their bones and smash their skulls, rendering them incapable of attacking you.
2. Swords. Slice and dice through the masses.

For ranged, it would depend on how skilled you are with various weapons. It's partially a matter of capability and skill, and also practicality and effectiveness.
1. Bow and arrow. This is deadly, but can be difficult to use and also arrows are bulky and difficult to bring around.
2. Guns. Bullets are easier to bring, but are loud and attract attention. There is also the chance of misfiring because of recoil, etc. and the weapon itself malfunctioning.
3. Spears. Uhm, no.
4. Slings. Useful, but not strong enough.

 

[Cartercraft99]

When I first saw this thread, I though it was the weapon of choice in MCSG