favorite quotes thread

[Chiller4]

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free sh!t is cool

 

[OwenzKillz]

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free sh!t is cool

That's not even funny

 

[Chiller4]

That's not even funny

Owen go back to russia

 

[landowicked]

“How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.”
― Rick Riordan

 

[Ikanacanyon7]

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Francis Bacon

 

[Cave_Johnson]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Me

 

[DatPikachu]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Me

The words of a true patriot.

 

[Deformed]

 

[Mamiamato24]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Me

Wow I already quoted you Cave...

 

[TheKnightGamingHD]

Mine is "Sharkeisha NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[JohnKramarevskiy]

Wow. Nothing like a hypothetical prison term to let you know who your friends really are. ~Richard Castle

 

[Chiller4]

Wow. Nothing like a hypothetical prison term to let you know who your friends really are. ~Richard Castle

I. LOVE. CASTLE.