xCrayfish's Assassination

[SuperxAndrew]

So I am xCrayfish's dog. He and I have had a falling out. He forgot to pay me 6.3 pistachios for cleaning out his grapefruit, so I am planning to murder him. It will be quick and ez, but will take effort. I need as many volunteers for this mission. Please let me know if you can bring your own grapefruit, if not, one will be provided for you.

 

[ShakeSchack]

I love this story

 

[themastern00b]

I love this story

It's a mission! I will be able to bring my own grapefruit and enough for 15 extra volunteers. I am ready to take down CrayFish, put me in coach.

 

[MoLoToV]

As with the previous troll threads, thread locked.