In jail

[xCrayfish]

I stood there and let them take me away. I'm currently in jail, typing on the crappy computers here. I like to play soccer here. I saw my best friend Fenomous there and started crying. I sneezed for a bit. I chuckled. I cried. And then I turned my life into a song. I always steal peoples' clothes and they have to call the police. I got my mazda 2014 and did donuts in the soccer field. I ran over twelve people. Because I did that I was released from jail. But I had already called my friend to grab me a helicopter. I tried to tell him to take it back but he dropped his macaroni on the controls. He jumped out but the pig started taking control. The pig was secretly Barack Obama. He landed it and told me to hop in. We went to the white house and had some tea. I smashed a lot of his figurines but he said he still loved me. I gave him a baby chick and he threw it into a blender. He told me this is what life is about. I said life is about throwing baby chicken into the blender? He told me yes. After you rip their internal organs out. He took his shoe and tied it to his head and wore it like a hat. What should I do?

This is not a troll

 

[Subtract]

Uhmmmmmm what?

 

[ShakeSchack]

Make more of these threads. They entertain me.

 

[xCrayfish]

Make more of these threads. They entertain me.

This is my life. Not a tv show...

 

[ShakeSchack]

This is my life. Not a tv show...

Noplznohurt

 

[demonsushi]

Lively I have said this to staff since the first post of this thread that he is making troll apps. Can someone plz do something about him? I think this is his 3rd thread like this

 

[xCrayfish]

Noplznohurt

it's ok

 

[xCrayfish]

Lively I have said this to staff since the first post of this thread that he is making troll apps. Can someone plz do something about him? I think this is his 3rd thread like this

Why do you have to keep hurting me?!

 

[ShakeSchack]

Why do you have to keep hurting me?!

H8ers gonna h8

 

[Chiller4]

Like I said before, move to Russia and change your name,

But, as an alternative you can always wear a clown nose and say that you are an eagle who is disguised as a dead narwhal in Africa. That works too.

 

[ShakeSchack]

Like I said before, move to Russia and change your name,

But, as an alternative you can always wear a clown nose and say that you are an eagle who is disguised as a dead narwhal in Africa. That works too.

Definitely a fool proof story

 

[Jon | Lqzer]

One is enough; this is stretching it. Thread locked; does not pertain to absolutely anything.

Have a great evening! ^_^