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Psalm 1337: darkrai202 the savior

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Chapter 1: darkai202 and the birth
Before the year Zero, there was nothing but thy lord known as darkrai202 thee savior. Thy darkrai202 the great was bored Sunday evening. darkrai202 wanted thy life to become true. By thy click of a finger, darkrai202 invented life. darkrai202 purified life by inventing a thing known as the fishing rod. Thy great was also thy inventorrr of thy bow spam. darkrai202 found that this was not enough so he created his first angel. Thy Kytria the great. Kytria was jealous of darkrai's power and betrayed great Rai and became thy devil of thy bow spam.

Chapter 2: The Goose and the Ladder
One fine day, darkrai202 was competing against thy mystical Apex and came across a beautiful goose. This goose was wonderful because she was 22. This goose was a sneaky goose and knew how to climb ladders. What she didn't know was that darkrai202 hates geese and forced her to climb a ladder. Thy great angels of the Phoenix followed thy goose and rekt her 10 hearts G_G. This later became legend of thy great Phoenix and thy great mystical golden darkrai202.

Chapter 3: The day that changed his life.One great day, darkrai202 met an amazing person. This person had no sin and was as pure as anyone could be. This kid had no home or name so the great o' mighty darkrai202 took in this mysterious boy and gave him a wondrous home. His name was TimTam AKA The son that changed the Father's life. Ever since, TimTam has been an amazing son to thy father.

TBC

Made from permission of Lord darkai202 the First

PS here is THY selfie of THY darkrai202



THY selfie of THY Kytria

 
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thy lord and saviour darkrai, i pray to thee to aid me in thy travels across breeze island and thy should make sure the noobs dont swim in the waters, those who do please smite the perpatraitors with your gorgious locks. amen
 
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