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Wolf Shop (Parody of Macklemore's Thrift Shop)

ToeKnee

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WHY DOES THIS GET MORE ATTENTION THAN MY THREAD, AM I NOT LOVED?
 

Cimmy

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This made me cry for several days in pure joy
 

ToeKnee

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Btw: I don't kill wolves, the skin is from shedding.
 

Giggity69Goo

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Wolf wolf, wolf, wolf,
Wolf wolf, wolf, wolf,
Wolf wolf, wolf, wolf,
Wolf wolf, wolf, wolf

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a wolfy,
This is wolfing awesome

Walk into the the club like yo what up I got a big wolf
I'm so pumped bought my wolf from the wolf shop
Water in the fridge, it's so damn frosty,
The people like "Damn! That's a very large wolf"

Rollin in the wolfy poop, headin' to the litter box
Dressed in all black, 'cept my wolf skinned shoes, those are gray
Draped in a wolf skin, ladies standing next to me
Probably shoulda washed this it smell's like ToeKnee's wolf.
(Peeeeeeeeeee)
But wolf, it was 99 cents!
Washin' him brushin' him about to get some wolfliments
Passin' up on those wolves everyone else be walkin in
Wolf and wolfy, wolf it, man
I am flossin' my wolf and
Savin' my wolf and I'm like that's wo

lftastic man
I'ma take your wolfy's style, I'm take your wolfy's style
No for real, ask your wolfy, can I have his fur skin (Thanks m8)
Wolf suit and some wolf slippers
Gray wolf skin that I found diggin'
They had a broken bone, I bought a broken bone
I bought a wolf, then I bought a wolf home
Hello, hello, my ace man Wolfy
ToeKnee ain't got nothing on my wolf game, oh no
I could take some Wolf Skins, make them cool, sell those,
ToeKnee would be like "aw he's got the wolf skin"

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a wolfy,
This is wolfing awesome
[x2]

What you know about rocking a WOLF on your noggin?
What you know about wearing a wolf skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, searching through that wolfyard
One man's pet that's another man's army
Thank ToeKnee for donating that striped wolf skin
'Cause right now I'm up in her stuntin'
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Wolf section)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I’m searchin' in that section (Wolf section)
Your wolf your wolfy your wolfy your wolfy
I'll take those jammies, second-hand, I'll rock that motherwolfer
The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherwolfer
I ToeKnee's party and they stop in that motherwolfer
They be like "Oh, thats ToeKnee-that's hella wolfy"
I'm like "Yo-that's 50 dollars for a pet wolf"
Limited wolf lets do a simple wolf
Fifty dollars for a wolf - that's just some idiot owner (wolffffffffff)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (wolffffffffff)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That wolf's hella dinero
And having the same wolf as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get wolves from a brand and you hella won't
Man you hella won't

(wolfwolf...wolfyy....yeah!)

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a wolfy,
This is wolfing awesome

I wear your wolfy's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big wolf coat
From that wolf shop down the road
I wear your wolfy's clothes (wolfy m8)
I look incredible (now come on wolf)
I'm in this big wolf coat (big wolf coat)
From that wolf shop down the road (let's go)
<-- Approves
 

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