Pick Up Lines

[Brownieee]

do you have a band-aid, because i think i scraped my knee falling for you.

 

[TomahawkGoesChop]

Are you sun? Cause you make me melt.

 

[OreoTheLlama]

If you were a potato you'd be a good potato...

 

[Mamiamato24]

Girl, if you were a pencil, you'd be all over my essays.



I mean wut

 

[billyguy1]

Girl are you the sun because I have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

 

[Mamiamato24]

Girl are you the sun because I have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

If I stare at you too long I get cancer...

 

[billyguy1]

If I stare at you too long I get cancer...

No, you go blind

 

[Mamiamato24]

No, you go blind

And if I am in your presence too long I also get skin cancer.

 

[Cimmy]

Did you 10/10 when you fell from tennesee

 

[ToeKnee]

That's genius.

i don't get it

 

[ToeKnee]

are you from moonlight lake, because i wanna f&ck you in the moonlight and make you drip a lake.

 

[billyguy1]

Sorry about the vulgarity in this one

If it's too rude I'll edit it

Also, do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

The first one omg XD