The Seduction Method

[SirCumstances]

This is not entirely a troll. Sometimes, this actually works. Learn, young one...

The Love
This is usually the only step you need. Simply start off by saying "i luv u." If you don't get a response, say "luv me bak." Usually, your foe, should "luv u" and will come to help. Ask for a weapon, and they will give it to you. Finally, take out your real weapon and jump on your lover's back, killing them.
Taking It One Step Further
Just take off your pants (if you have them) and shift around. Then, when they come to you, follow the last part of "The Love."

I hope this strategy is useful to. If it is, let me know, I might give more tips.

 

[Ali]

Wut ;-:

 

[SirCumstances]

Wut ;-:

Do you question the effectiveness?

 

[Ag | Alex]

Genius

 

[Toe]

and the Oscar for best idea goes to....SirCircumstances

 

[SkillfulReptile]

10/10 would use.

 

[DeformedChild]

What if they're straight?

 

[Twee]

What if they just kill you first? Or just have hacks and gg10 you?

 

[Redwash11]

I have learned so much in the 10 seconds it took me to read the thread...

 

[SirCumstances]

What if they're straight?

It still works, they just think you have a weird way of asking for a team.

What if they just kill you first? Or just have hacks and gg10 you?

Then you suck it up and try again.

 

[Lively]

I've actually seen this used before. If a person is trying to sneak up on someone, and the other person types a randomly creepy message, they can sometimes back off.

 

[SirCumstances]

I've actually seen this used before. If a person is trying to sneak up on someone, and the other person types a randomly creepy message, they can sometimes back off.

I use it more directly. You need to stare the person in the pixel, otherwise it might not work.