TheCornStealer
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Ohmahgawd....
ACTIVE MEMBER x2!!!
I just wanna thank y'all for this wonderful journey I had over the past few months (wow, it took a few months to get 2000 posts? #UGotNoLif3)
For this special event, I am going to tell y'all a sailors tale! (plz read I beeg fen):
When I was a wee lil' guppy, my father and I were sailing the treacherous Atlantic Ocean, we were on a journey to find a new land called "Nurth Murica". Queen Bic Mac III said that if we claimed "Nurth Murica" for her and her land, both of us would get a 10$ coupon for McDonalds (my father and I would prefer Wendy's but McDonalds was also good). So we sailed across the seas to a land called "Newfoundland". My father said that to claim this land, we would have to put a sign on it saying that we claimed it, so my got out a glitter pen (cuz that's what we had back in my days) and a sign right out of his left butt pocket and wrote on the sign "W3 clame Noofundlind ars suckas!" (Sorry, he's not a great speller), right we he was writing on his sign, a crab walked right up to me and said, "yo, we need yo halp" (Cuz that's how crabs talked back in my days). I stood there, thinking in my head, "why did he say we?", the talking crab skittered closer to me and my father and said, "yo man, my name is ToeKnee, and here are my homies..." out came out of the moist, wet sand was a giant clam, he said in a deep mature voice, "hey man, my name is billyguy1". "And I'm Brownieee" said a Pikachu who was munching on some potato chips. "And we are Hazzy16 and Cat_On_A_Poptart" said two cats, one of them laying on a big, giant poptart. "And I'm Giggity69Goo, the swaggiest Mudkip of them all!", "And I'm Virtual" said an electric eel which was a bit chunky here and there. "And I am Iametal" yelled a large, purple lobster. "We need you and yo dad to halp us defeat the evil like-spam witch" said ToeKnee the crab, "What witch?" I asked, "The evil witch of like-spam..." Out came out of the nearby forest was a green fox and a orange fox. "Hi, my name is Fox" exclaimed the orange fox, "and I am Mamiamato24" also said the green fox, "@Spike11, the evil witch of like-spam. If she curses you, you will forever like-spam her for as long as you live" worriedly exclaimed Fox, "My friends, SirCumstances, TheMangoTiger, and duckluv321 are currently trapped inside her castle, constantly like-spamming her as we speak" a teardrop flew out of Mamiamato's eye. My father and I are looking at each other with weird expressions on our faces, mostly because we can't figure out why these animals can talk. "The castle is being guarded by a scronny, little, a bit brave knight" exclaimed Fox, "His real name is TheKnightGamingHD" yelled Mamiamato "He is very handy with a fishing rod if he could get his hands on one"... All the "things" there looked at each other until I finally spoke up, "Lets go stop the evil witch Spike!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry guys, my parents are nagging me to clean my hamsters cage so that's all the story I could get done.
Thanks for reading it!
ACTIVE MEMBER x2!!!
I just wanna thank y'all for this wonderful journey I had over the past few months (wow, it took a few months to get 2000 posts? #UGotNoLif3)
For this special event, I am going to tell y'all a sailors tale! (plz read I beeg fen):
When I was a wee lil' guppy, my father and I were sailing the treacherous Atlantic Ocean, we were on a journey to find a new land called "Nurth Murica". Queen Bic Mac III said that if we claimed "Nurth Murica" for her and her land, both of us would get a 10$ coupon for McDonalds (my father and I would prefer Wendy's but McDonalds was also good). So we sailed across the seas to a land called "Newfoundland". My father said that to claim this land, we would have to put a sign on it saying that we claimed it, so my got out a glitter pen (cuz that's what we had back in my days) and a sign right out of his left butt pocket and wrote on the sign "W3 clame Noofundlind ars suckas!" (Sorry, he's not a great speller), right we he was writing on his sign, a crab walked right up to me and said, "yo, we need yo halp" (Cuz that's how crabs talked back in my days). I stood there, thinking in my head, "why did he say we?", the talking crab skittered closer to me and my father and said, "yo man, my name is ToeKnee, and here are my homies..." out came out of the moist, wet sand was a giant clam, he said in a deep mature voice, "hey man, my name is billyguy1". "And I'm Brownieee" said a Pikachu who was munching on some potato chips. "And we are Hazzy16 and Cat_On_A_Poptart" said two cats, one of them laying on a big, giant poptart. "And I'm Giggity69Goo, the swaggiest Mudkip of them all!", "And I'm Virtual" said an electric eel which was a bit chunky here and there. "And I am Iametal" yelled a large, purple lobster. "We need you and yo dad to halp us defeat the evil like-spam witch" said ToeKnee the crab, "What witch?" I asked, "The evil witch of like-spam..." Out came out of the nearby forest was a green fox and a orange fox. "Hi, my name is Fox" exclaimed the orange fox, "and I am Mamiamato24" also said the green fox, "@Spike11, the evil witch of like-spam. If she curses you, you will forever like-spam her for as long as you live" worriedly exclaimed Fox, "My friends, SirCumstances, TheMangoTiger, and duckluv321 are currently trapped inside her castle, constantly like-spamming her as we speak" a teardrop flew out of Mamiamato's eye. My father and I are looking at each other with weird expressions on our faces, mostly because we can't figure out why these animals can talk. "The castle is being guarded by a scronny, little, a bit brave knight" exclaimed Fox, "His real name is TheKnightGamingHD" yelled Mamiamato "He is very handy with a fishing rod if he could get his hands on one"... All the "things" there looked at each other until I finally spoke up, "Lets go stop the evil witch Spike!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry guys, my parents are nagging me to clean my hamsters cage so that's all the story I could get done.
Thanks for reading it!
